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The Big Bull of Woonsocket

Woonsocket was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 281

“The Big Bull has spoken!” Bull Schmidt

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: 10000 Islands

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Woonsocket

Population39.809 billion

CapitalWooncow City
LeaderBull Schmidt
FaithBovinity

CurrencyMoolah
AnimalBull

The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 39.809 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 17,961 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 451,195 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Bull Schmidt is a silly poophead, the digital money revolution has cashed out, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 239,496th in the world and 1,135th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 92ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 122ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 134thHighest Economic Output: 139thHighest Disposable Incomes: 172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 174thLargest Publishing Industry: 215thLargest Mining Sector: 225thLargest Insurance Industry: 253rdMost Influential: 256thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 333rdSmartest Citizens: 515thHighest Average Incomes: 601stLargest Populations: 794thLargest Retail Industry: 1,037thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,114thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,125thRudest Citizens: 1,290thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,294thMost Efficient Economies: 1,464thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,097thMost Developed: 2,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,536thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,776thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,168thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,192ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,279thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,677thNudest: 5,450thHighest Food Quality: 5,845thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,955thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,072ndLargest Governments: 8,447thMost Armed: 11,333rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,623rdMost Stationary: 11,691stMost Cultured: 11,988thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,095thSafest: 12,452ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,787thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,672ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,770thLowest Crime Rates: 19,473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,644thMost Secular: 21,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,417thMost Avoided: 24,259th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionNudest: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 88th in the regionMost Armed: 95th in the regionMost Stationary: 99th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 111th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 122nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, the digital money revolution has cashed out.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Bull Schmidt is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Woonsocket, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Woonsocket was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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