| Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
Location: NSLeft

| Population | 20.547 billion |
| Capital | Vladivostok |
| Leader | Putin |
| Faith | Full Communism |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | packhorse |
The Federation of Workers Work Camp is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.547 billion workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 92.7%.
The frighteningly efficient worker economy, worth a remarkable 5,369 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,318 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, major cities run on potato batteries, and the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Work Camp's national animal is the packhorse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Full Communism.
Workers Work Camp is ranked 32,743rd in the world and 2nd in NSLeft for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,544.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, major cities run on potato batteries.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
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Workers Work Camp was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, sex changes are routinely performed at Workers Work Camp's hospitals.
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Workers Work Camp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, the worker Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".






































