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The Federation of Workers Work Camp

“Work or die”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: NSLeft

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Workers Work Camp

Population20.547 billion

CapitalVladivostok
LeaderPutin
FaithFull Communism

Currencydollar
Animalpackhorse

The Federation of Workers Work Camp is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.547 billion workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient worker economy, worth a remarkable 5,369 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,318 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, major cities run on potato batteries, and the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Work Camp's national animal is the packhorse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Full Communism.

Workers Work Camp is ranked 32,743rd in the world and 2nd in NSLeft for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,544.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 111thLargest Retail Industry: 739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 901stMost Subsidized Industry: 924thLargest Black Market: 944thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,107thLargest Mining Sector: 1,411thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,733rdMost Avoided: 1,797thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,255thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 3,565thFattest Citizens: 3,723rdHighest Economic Output: 3,925thMost Devout: 3,930thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,771stHighest Average Incomes: 5,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,269thLargest Governments: 7,658thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,962ndRudest Citizens: 9,203rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,221stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,098thNudest: 11,496thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,902ndTop
10%
Largest Populations: 18,586thMost Influential: 19,267thMost Stationary: 21,147th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, major cities run on potato batteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • : Workers Work Camp was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, sex changes are routinely performed at Workers Work Camp's hospitals.
  • : Workers Work Camp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, the worker Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".

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