The Northern Realm of Xotrayjan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Stark Jong-Un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.623 billion Janians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necyras. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Janian economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion Stools a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,389 Stools, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King Stark Jong-Un's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and it is often said that only King Stark Jong-Un could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xotrayjan's national animal is the Ape, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morbius worship.

Xotrayjan is ranked 263,810^th in the world and 28^th in New World Union for Safest, scoring 13.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.