The Colony of Yellops Card Archive 1 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by MaxDistructo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.26 billion Yellops Card Archive 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Building 2 Yellops City. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Yellops Card Archive 1ian economy, worth 568 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,332 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', MaxDistructo's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yellops Card Archive 1's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yellops Card Archive 1 is ranked 254,620^th in the world and 1^st in Ypp Puppet Land for Most Primitive, scoring -166.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.