The Totally Cool And Not A Nerd of Zazy is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Doctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.948 billion Time Lords are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Time Lord economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,583 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, Time Lords believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zazy's national animal is the Doggo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Book of Flemingovia.

Zazy is ranked 95,149^th in the world and 2^nd in Zazumo for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 979.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.