The Lookalikes of Zwillinge-Gemini is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Twinings with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.129 billion Zwillinge-Geminians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twingle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zwillinge-Geminian economy, worth 917 trillion Deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,699 Deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,531 per year while the poor average 33,455, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Zwillinge-Geminian humor gets, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, the musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute, and photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zwillinge-Gemini's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Zwillinge-Gemini is ranked 37,760^th in the world and 2^nd in Zodiac Signs for Highest Average Incomes, with 128,699.45 Standard Monetary Units.