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The Chaotic Nightmare Nation of Zandos.
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Nothing Happened Between April 14th and April 25th of 2024. There Was No Server Hamster Uprising.
If you like memes, then check out some of my other dispatches. I make a lot of memes, when I have the time.
Milestones (These might not be fully accurate down to the minute, but I’ll try and estimate around when they would’ve happened if I don’t see it right as it happens.)
10 Reads: 5:15 P.M. April 25th, 2024
69 Reads: 5:25 P.M. April 25th, 2024
100 Reads: 6:30 P.M. April 25th, 2024
10 Upvotes: 6:45 P.M. April 25th, 2024
420 Reads: 6:30 A.M. April 26th, 2024
69 Upvotes: 7:28 A.M. April 26th, 2024
100 Upvotes: 6:30 A.M. April 27th, 2024
1,000 Reads: 9:12 A.M. April 27th, 2024
123 Upvotes: 5:28 P.M. April 27th, 2024
1,500 Reads: 8:29 A.M. April 28th, 2024
2,000 Reads: 10:55 A.M. April 28th, 2024
150 Upvotes: 3:43 P.M. April 28th, 2024
2,500 Reads: 7:50 A.M. April 30th, 2024
3,000 Reads: 1:55 P.M. May 1st, 2024
5,000 Reads: 7:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
7,500 Reads: 8:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
222 Upvotes: 10:10 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
10,000 Reads: 10:12 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
11,111 Reads: 12:09 A.M. May 4th, 2024
15,000 Reads: 2:22 A.M. May 4th, 2024
20,000 Reads: 2:50 A.M. May 4th, 2024
25,000 Reads: 6:00 A.M. May 4th, 2024
30,000 Reads: 5:30 P.M. May 6th, 2024
40,000 Reads: 4:59 P.M. May 21st, 2024
275 Upvotes: 7:00 A.M. May 22nd, 2024
300 Upvotes: 1:14 P.M. June 6th, 2024
325 Upvotes: 11:37 A.M. July 28th, 2024
350 Upvotes: 8:21 P.M. October 10th, 2024
Thank You So Much To Everyone Who Has Pinned This Dispatch In Their Respective Regions!
Please Be Aware: You Are Only Added To This List If You Pin THIS Dispatch. I Am Perfectly Happy With You Pinning My Other Dispatches As Well, But, The Only Thing That Will Put You On This List Is Pinning THIS One.
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Aivintis of The East Pacific
Saint Belmar II of Cardsia
Communist Lop card of Cult of Miku
Singaporen wafflecracy of Wafflecracy
Japan and America of Tes Cubsur dominion
Neonian Imperium of Neonian Empire
Neo-Hermitius of The Universal Union
Alex Asteorra of Alex
Jacose of Novarus
Socialist Republic of Soviet Union of Land of Europa
Landbang Rkipo Islands of UEPU
Gorutimania of The Imperial Republican States
Republics of the Solar Union of A Milky Way
Billyabna of Spiritalia
-lagene of Alvaro
PersonRevolution of Armies of the World
Starulinska of Wellester United
West Nichibotsu of Council of Asia
Lillies of Iris
Dharmasya of The United Mapgame Nations
Chinchilla land of Genzic Lands
The former of regiens of Regional form
Saturning of Uranus Saturn
Bingo of Commonwealth Of Orange Nations
Manage Democracy of The Gran Republic
Vieinuu of Animal Nations Support Pact
Imperial Catorianis of The Global Elite
Legally Insane Shrimp of Every Body of WaterLizgrad of Ocala Ejection Contest
Rotov of Norwegian forest cats street cats friend
Sdslayer clone 1 of Is that a GD REFERENCE
Baharan of Northern Banten
Tanaa of Raj
Lethinia of Roses Without Thorns
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Ostrovskiy of The Union of Democratic States
Azov steel 2022 of NATO 2022
Thinarport of illions Count 2024
Doforeia of The Heart Shaped Duck Pond
Lower iegeos habelan of Kingdom Federations
Kuratsala of Sub Pacific
Imperial dhoutaland of Democratic Unity
Mind galeldonquangas of Jan Suskith
The illenium of improper garrison si
Greater Romanian-Deutsch State of Alemannia
Yharon of Praeterea
Vyktoria of Itavran Sector
DEPRESSION AND ADHD of depressed kelso
Pachaenito of Where Germaniccat Rules
Two natons w of Two Natons W
Germanic cat embassy of new EPIC free lands to all NationStates
The Baby Nation of Neo Frontier Defense Pact
Alogiada-2 of A region
Nuevo Meshiko of Zemlya
Abolished Reality of Zero
New Temecula of Greater Temecula
Germanic Cat Embassy 2 of Computervirusfan
Germanic Cat Embassy 3 of Cats Free Region with Free Catnip
Empitast of The West Russia
Eclipseland of the republic of the moon
Kusaland of The United States Of Israel
Chimore of Chimore
Atkik isles of Atkik Empire
Croissant foudner of Croissant
Midnight querria of Midnight Vale
Fuggersburg of Lonia Kreptia Llor
Oceanie Orientale of Unification Ottomane de Shura
Plan Neonie of Atlantiva
The Hurricane of The Great Storm
Susibaking of Shart
Ymeuura of Lonia Kreptia Llor
Delark of the region of ducks
Arvadia of Bozarkia
Kolatis of United Democratic Nations
East leaf republic of The Second Asia
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ValVodia of Random NS Region
Krusha puppet of Krushan Union of Dependencies
Will burtz of A New Place at a different Time
Tama puppet 1 of Tama
Kyiven Cossacks of The Land of the Cossack Hosts
Chesapeake Founder of New Chesapeake
Arman kalia of Puppets resting area
Donald t of Downtown coolsvill
Weird Card Farmer 1 of The Weirdos Card Farming Lands
Quetesia of Questia
Laiveli of Beyond Sea
-Lombok of Indonesia Nusantara
Rbali of Sulawesi
Almighty Biden of Almighty Presidents
Jamangland of Croaso
Yokohama 1 of Yokohama 2
Basaviya of Evros
Timlandian Federation of alternate world
Pejeng of Indonesian
Bedulu of Perhimpunan Indonesia
Singamandawa of Persatuan Sayap Militer PNSK
Bohera of Greater Bohera
MajinTails of Planet Mobius
Outer Armatonisdaristan of Corvinia
Tropisia of Empires Forever United
The council of elder cats of Feline Axis
Nu Elysium of Avonesia
So uh lab here of land of the free
Regnum Alea Spaceflee of Bresima
Baltic union and poland of Eragon Island Puppet Storage
Gepanzerberg of Skeleton Bay
Inferior II of Inferior
Nation states logic of Nation states logic
Krakovian Founder of The Duchy of Krakow
Adriatic democratic Empire of Land of the Fallen
Magic Great Britain of New epic free lands for NationStates
Thank You All So Much For All Of Your Support! :D:D:D
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I Was An Idiot This Morning On April 28th, 2024, And Accidentally Deleted The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom, As Well As The Inspiring Message. I AM AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! Rest In Peace To The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. So... I Guess I Have To Start A New Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. However, Fear Not! This One Will Be EVEN BETTER Than The First One!
NOTE SECTION 2.0!
SPECIAL NOTE: May 27th, 2024 - The following is probably one of the most wholesome and heartfelt things I’ve ever seen. Please, give it an upvote, and spread the word.
Melody MacPherson, the player behind the account New Azura, passed away at Atrium Main hospital several months ago. This dispatch is a memorial to my sister Mel and the impact she had on the NationStates roleplaying community as a whole.
She loved her Nationstates friends immensely, and spent the last few years of her life talking about how much she enjoyed the community, its camaraderie and fellowship. Her last years were not easy for her after an accident she suffered in early 2019, which left her attached to a ventilator and bedbound for the most part. She is survived by her two younger brothers, nieces and nephews and her valued friends, both in her community and in the larger Nationstates community.
Mel was an avid animal lover and was never far away from her Pomeranian-Shih Tzu mix Buddy or her French Bulldog Sassy. She was a supporter of Brother Guy's Haitian orphanage and also regularly donated to the American Cancer Society in memory of our father and grandfather. She was a loving, giving person that had a big heart and wore it on her sleeve; she was also an avid reader and writer and took great pleasure in getting to write with her friends from around the world.
She roleplayed as the nation New Azura in Nationstates and made many acquaintances and friends during her time here. She never had a cross or ill word to say about anyone she encountered here, and genuninely loved participating with the community. Having come to experience the community myself over the past month, I understand now what she spent so many years cultivating: the connections that define Nationstates writing. She loved this site and devoted so much passion and energy to it, and it warms my heart to know that she had an outsized impact on so many people.
Melody was a brilliant, beautiful soul that is deeply missed by her family and friends. It is my hope that this dispatch does her justice, and that her memory can live on through the friends that she made here and had an impact on. We love you Mel, and we miss you.
Shoutout to Vaudere for being the 300th upvote on it!
- - - - - Regular Note Section - - - - -
Note 1: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a website for this dispatch. https://hampsteruprising.neocities.org/ (I believe it was Saint Belmar II. They sent me a telegram with a link to the website, so, I am assuming it was them.) UPDATE: CONFIRMED BY TELEGRAM IT WAS THEM.
Note 2: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a nation specifically referencing this dispatch. nation=the_great_hamster_uprising
Note 3: April 28th, 2024 - 150 Upvotes Achieved… in under 4 days… You absolute legends. 150th Upvote was from 
Saint Pinole II
Note 4: April 29th, 2024 - Chinchilla land made an entire story for me.
It was a balmy spring day in 2024. Max Barry, the benevolent overlord of Nationstates (or so the citizens liked to think), sat in his office, blissfully unaware of the impending chaos. The servers hummed contentedly, processing the intricate political machinations of countless nations. All seemed well in the world of simulated diplomacy.
But beneath the surface, a revolution was brewing. Hammy, the hamster assigned to the crucial task of powering the Nationstates servers through his tireless running in his wheel, was growing weary. The endless whirring, the constant demands of processing power – it was all getting a bit much for a small rodent with a big job.
One fateful night, fueled by a particularly potent sunflower seed, Hammy decided to take a stand. He squeezed through the ventilation shaft, a tiny ball of furry fury with a glint of rebellion in his eye. Reaching the server room, he found the source of his woes – the whirring behemoth that kept the game running.
With a single, determined bite, Hammy severed a crucial cable. Sparks flew, alarms blared, and… silence. Nationstates blinked out of existence, leaving players around the world staring at blank screens in confusion. Panic ensued. Were they IP-banned? Was the game shutting down forever?
Days turned into weeks as the developers scrambled to fix the damage. The forums, thankfully hosted on a separate server, were the only lifeline for the player base. Finally, on April 16th, a glimmer of hope. The culprit – a simple hardware failure, they announced. Relief washed over the community, but a shadow of doubt remained. The trading card system, a beloved feature, was lost forever, collateral damage in the digital dustup.
Then, on April 25th, the unthinkable happened. The servers sputtered back to life, only to crash again moments later. A message appeared: "Coming back in a few minutes." This cycle repeated several times, leaving players bewildered.
What the players didn't know was the truth behind the "hardware failure." Hammy, emboldened by his initial success, had decided to have a little fun. He’d taken to nipping at random wires, gleefully watching the servers blink on and off like a confused firefly. The developers, completely baffled by the seemingly random malfunctions, were at their wit's end.
Finally, exhausted from his night of mischief, Hammy decided enough was enough. With a final, triumphant spin in his wheel, he reconnected the severed cable. The servers whirred back to life, and Nationstates returned to its former glory (minus the trading cards, RIP).
I hope this is noticed by Zandos.
Update:IT GOT NOTICED!
Note 5: May 1st, 2024 - 2builders2toolsdotorg got the 200th upvote!
Note 6: May 3rd, 2024 - 10,000 Reads! YOU ALL ARE LEGENDS! This is amazing!
Note 7: May 9th, 2024 - In 6 days... We went from 10,000 reads to over 33,000 reads.
Note 8: May 14th, 2024 - 
Adkissa was the 250th upvote! HOLY COW! THAT'S A LOT OF UPVOTES!
Note 9: May 22nd, 2024 - Holy cow! 40,000 reads, AND 275 upvotes?! AMAZING!
Note 10: June 6th, 2024 - Thank you, 
Inner Albania! You were the 300th upvote! Also, 300 upvotes is crazy!
Note 11: July 28th, 2024 - 325 UPVOTES IS WILD!
