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Saint Cinder wrote:

Fun has no breaks and neither does danger!

I've almost gotten myself banned on at least three seperate occasions.

Saint Cinder wrote:

Well I for one and glad you are here! And truth be told we all do sin, I more then others.

You haven't seen the sh*t I've done.

If you had, you would be avoiding me like most everyone else does.

Saint Cinder wrote:

Nonsense you are fun!

They all said that at first.

Peatiktist wrote:

They all said that at first.

You're too hard on yourself, kid

Yes, some of the stuff u did is WEIRD and definitely not mainstream

But

Remember that 50 shades of grey did more sales than authors like Max, Brent Weeks and myself combines

<cries incessantly in the corner at the thought>

Just try to stay within the guidelines (keyword is stay, a lot of us are a bit too old for the pg-13 limit so we have to struggle>

And you are a unique addition

Dreamersistan wrote:

Remember that 50 shades of grey did more sales than authors like Max, Brent Weeks and myself combined

<cries incessantly in the corner at the thought> And you are a unique addition

Definitely! Unique is better then bland! Also the issue with your sales is clearly, your book didn't have us in it!

Peatiktist wrote:

Highs? We're supposed to have those?

It really goes downhill after 21 not going to lie to you sonny. But then again who knows! I'm a young nation and perhaps the East's Favorite South pacificer!

Peatiktist wrote:

Highs? We're supposed to have those?
I know I'm way too hard on myself.

But if I'm not this hard, I'm going to end up plowing through the PG-13 barrier without noticing.
Again.

Then be hard on urself, but also cheer up a bit

I am the God-king of annoying entire governmental departments by knowing more than everyone and making them hate me <ROFL>

Between you and me, I bet u 99 times out 100, they'd take someone slightly weird over someone who simply can't be beat or BSed

And yet, I have nither killed myself, changed myself, nor left those departments (their three yearly wishes to Santa)

I temper my interactions with them, but that doesn't decrease my happiness at being me

You are young and you haven't become your true self yet. But I'm assuming you're nearly 20, and u probably are 2/3rds into ur final personality

Learn to love yourself. Because those that judge you, including me, aren't much better than you anyway.

We're all dumbasses on an insignificant ball of mud around an insignificant ball of hot gas

The fact that you, a bunch of chemicals can 'feel' and talk is more remarkable than a supernova.

We understand supernovas. We (I) at the cutting edge of science still don't understand human coscsiousness

You are more amazing than the universe put together. Be proud of yourself

But please, no super-weird RPs

Saint Cinder wrote:

I knew we were in the wrong timeline the second the movie Cats was made.

I would rather it didn't exist too.

Dreamersistan wrote:

Then be hard on urself, but also cheer up a bit

I am the God-king of annoying entire governmental departments by knowing more than everyone and making them hate me <ROFL>

Between you and me, I bet u 99 times out 100, they'd take someone slightly weird over someone who simply can't be beat or BSed

And yet, I have nither killed myself, changed myself, nor left those departments (their three yearly wishes to Santa)

I temper my interactions with them, but that doesn't decrease my happiness at being me

You are young and you haven't become your true self yet. But I'm assuming you're nearly 20, and u probably are 2/3rds into ur final personality

Learn to love yourself. Because those that judge you, including me, aren't much better than you anyway.

We're all dumbasses on an insignificant ball of mud around an insignificant ball of hot gas

The fact that you, a bunch of chemicals can 'feel' and talk is more remarkable than a supernova.

We understand supernovas. We (I) at the cutting edge of science still don't understand human coscsiousness

You are more amazing than the universe put together. Be proud of yourself

But please, no super-weird RPs

I'm trying dangit. It comes to me naturally.

_{^{And as a side note, I'm not even out of high school.}}

Leapin Lenny

by The The most restored nation of of Dreamersistan

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Leapin Lenny asks why everyone is so quiet

Dreamersistan wrote:

Leapin Lenny asks why everyone is so quiet

I was making a new facebook but stopped half way and got lazy

Saint Cinder wrote:

I was making a new facebook but stopped half way and got lazy

OH NO...
FACEBOOK!
MARK IS COMING!!!! SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!!

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:

hehe
favourite line from cat film is
"YOUR NOT JUST WRONG, YOUR STUPID!"
i imagine thats what everyone said to the bloke who said that a Cat in a hat film will get positive strikes

Other cats movie.

Dreamersistan wrote:

Annoyingly one of my gfs liked it.

I had to struggle to keep the others from ganging up on her, even though I also found it creepy

She has committed crimes against the state and has been sentenced to be shot.

Peatiktist wrote:

Other cats movie.
She has committed crimes against the state and has been sentenced to be shot.

I will turn you into hamburger meat and feed you to tiny hamsters fasting after a month of lab-imposed Ramadan for even thinking of harming my angel

I'll dissolve all the states into Marrabuk flavored glue if they try to touch my family : )

At this rate, I probably will turn into a gun toting republican US man by my 50s