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The The most restored nation of of Dreamersistan

DarKspawnerreich wrote:Nobody:

Some fat chick from a tv show my sister's watching: I hOpE yOu GeT cAnCeR

Oh no, I have cancer

As in, I have a crab

A biker crab from MARS!

<they proceed to eat the EK-gators>

In other news, we now have 20-minute testing kits and a plethora of respectful citizens coming in to get tested. I'm very relieved

The death syndicate wrote:...
Maybe you are too sober, you are seeing a beached whale talking...

Don't give netflix ideas or I will strategically shave you into the look called Eau de Plucked Chicken

Wiranath and DarKspawnerreich

The Empire of DarKspawnerreich

The death syndicate wrote:Oh, btw in the convoluted lore of my back story, I am descended from Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, who is descended from OU, but the people who fled from EK during the templar era who founded me got enslaved by nekos, but then fought some warfare that was a mix of WW1 and also the Middle East with the help of some germanic crime syndicates (hence syndicate, I am not a socialist), in a conflict so brutal that my capital is built over craters that were filled with dead and massacred nekos.

Eventually I was brought back into OU's fold, and then he... collapsed and so now I am with unkle Kampf... but still with my own ambitions.OOC: My specialty

M approaches an armored bulkhead, where TIB wrath walkers open a blast door for him to pass.
Inside a small, enclosed room, sits a Neko.
A Neko who has been subject to brutal torture and re-education;
Said re-education consisted of a piece of propaganda being shown.
If it was pro-TDS and Empire, the Neko was given a ration pack.
If it was pro-Communist or anti-TDS, the Neko was brutally whipped until its entire back was dripping with blood.
This was continued for 6 years, until now.
Now, Doc M was here, with a briefcase filled with drugs.
Meth, Steroids, and opioids.
All in low quantity, but high quality and density.
All of which would be injected into the Neko, now a soulless husk, simultaneously.
The Neko began convulsing and it's eyes rolled back.
When it stopped having seizures, it simply stayed sitting there, breathing with slow, measured breaths.
Another armored door opened, and a recently captured and "uneducated" Neko was brought in, and with a glint of glee in his eyes, Doc M spoke.
"Kill Him".
The Neko in the chair, now souped up on drugs, broke his restraints and leapt at the subject, brutally beating him into a pulp with his bare, furry fists.
Doc M walked out of the room as the armored doors shut, leaving the Neko to pulverize the Neko-punching bag.
As far as he was concerned, it was a resounding success.

M stretched his arms and yawned. "Bring in four other subjects, don't care who they are. Just make sure one half of them are neki, and the other human." He says as he takes a seat. "Oh and bring me some beef jerky, I'm hungry as hell."

Shavara, Dreamersistan, and The death syndicate

The The most restored nation of of Dreamersistan

DarKspawnerreich wrote:M stretched his arms and yawned. "Bring in four other subjects, don't care who they are. Just make sure one half of them are neki, and the other human." He says as he takes a seat. "Oh and bring me some beef jerky, I'm hungry as hell."

<Jerk beefy is made from strips of Floridan and Italian lockdown breakers and fed down ur gullet>

Oh I forgot to mention.. it had the secret ingredient that makes it delicious

C4

BOOM dUm TISH!

The death syndicate and DarKspawnerreich

Shavara

I just had an idea what Carlos de la Caballería would be.

o>o

The death syndicate and DarKspawnerreich

The death syndicate

DarKspawnerreich wrote:M stretched his arms and yawned. "Bring in four other subjects, don't care who they are. Just make sure one half of them are neki, and the other human." He says as he takes a seat. "Oh and bring me some beef jerky, I'm hungry as hell."

response delayed, at geometry class

DarKspawnerreich

The Holy Land of Levantin

And I have become the Saddam Hussein of Valsora.

Pakitsk, Zukchiva, Dreamersistan, New union of sovereign soviet republics, and 2 othersKianhua, and DarKspawnerreich

The Easter Republic of Davinhia

Support Fred Durst!

The The most restored nation of of Dreamersistan

Levantin wrote:And I have become the Saddam Hussein of Valsora.

<Plants a gigantic mustache on ur face weighing 6.6 lbs

You're actually worse than Saddam, you're Osaddama bin Ladsein

Pakitsk, Levantin, and DarKspawnerreich

The Empire of DarKspawnerreich

The death syndicate wrote:response delayed, at geometry class

NOOOOO

o<o~That's fine

Shavara, Dreamersistan, and The death syndicate

The The most restored nation of of Dreamersistan

DarKspawnerreich wrote:NOOOOO

o<o~That's fine

The next post will be labelled:

The Shape of Things To Come

DarKspawnerreich

Shavara

April Fools is over.

A fake election is still going on.

NOOOOOOOO, CAMPAIGN FLOODS ARE STILL COMING!

Pakitsk, Zukchiva, Volinovia, New union of sovereign soviet republics, and 5 othersLevantin, The death syndicate, Kianhua, One green nation, and DarKspawnerreich

The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk

Las anod wrote:Las anod havent changed names. You must be new to the region

Hail, Anod! It is good to see you out and about again.

Zukchiva, Shavara, Las anod, Dreamersistan, and 2 othersWestern pakistan, and DarKspawnerreich

The Good ol' nation of Karatol-Advenra

Censorship on Media

Map/s Affected: Valsora, and Terra

Ping/s:
Kianhua
Shavara (San Sierra)
Grossvietnam

Due to the Spread of Fake News spreading like Wildfire throughout the Country, Multiple Media outlets were Investigated to be Bribed by the Rebels to spread Fake news and Chaos through out the Country, President Ruchni Partiin has Sent a New Article to Congress, Censoring media and to be Controlled by the Government, and the Biggest Media outlets would Be all Replaced by the Republic Daily media Outlet, Controlled directly by the Government, and surprisingly, Congress accepted the New Article, declaring Article no. 19 to be Passed, all media Outlets were to be Controlled by the Government it would Fully be in Effect next Week, but the Big Media outlets were immedietly Controlled by the Government, forming the Republic Daily media, and Publishing its first ever Newspaper.

nation=karatol-advenra/detail=factbook/id=1340256

Grossvietnam, Shavara, and Kianhua

Western pakistan

Volinovia wrote:Where is my money?

You just got pranked bro.

by Western pakistan

Read dispatch

Zukchiva, Shavara, Dreamersistan, Volinovia, and 1 otherDarKspawnerreich

The People's Republic of Wiranath

Wiranath wrote:"Wiranath is ranked 174.275th in the world and 8.013th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 982,01 Standard Monetary Units."

Only a grand left to tax.

"Wiranath is ranked 182.936th in the world and 8.039th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 790,05 Standard Monetary Units."

How much lower can I go?

Zukchiva, Las anod, Dreamersistan, and Kianhua

Las anod

The death syndicate wrote:Oh, btw in the convoluted lore of my back story, I am descended from Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, who is descended from OU, but the people who fled from EK during the templar era who founded me got enslaved by nekos, but then fought some warfare that was a mix of WW1 and also the Middle East with the help of some germanic crime syndicates (hence syndicate, I am not a socialist), in a conflict so brutal that my capital is built over craters that were filled with dead and massacred nekos.

Eventually I was brought back into OU's fold, and then he... collapsed and so now I am with unkle Kampf... but still with my own ambitions.OOC: My specialty

M approaches an armored bulkhead, where TIB wrath walkers open a blast door for him to pass.
Inside a small, enclosed room, sits a Neko.
A Neko who has been subject to brutal torture and re-education.
Said re-education consisted of a piece of propaganda being shown;
If it was pro-TDS and Empire, the Neko was given a ration pack.
If it was pro-Communist or anti-TDS, the Neko was brutally whipped until its entire back was dripping with blood.
This was continued for 6 years, until now.
Now, Doc M was here, with a briefcase filled with drugs.
Meth, Steroids, and opioids.
All in low quantity, but high quality and density.
All of which would be injected into the Neko, now a soulless husk, simultaneously.
The Neko began convulsing and it's eyes rolled back.
When it stopped having seizures, it simply stayed sitting there, breathing with slow, measured breaths.
Another armored door opened, and a recently captured and "uneducated" Neko was brought in, and with a glint of glee in his eyes, Doc M spoke.
"Kill Him".
The Neko in the chair, now souped up on drugs, broke his restraints and leapt at the subject, brutally beating him into a pulp with his bare, furry fists.
Doc M walked out of the room as the armored doors shut, leaving the Neko to pulverize the Neko-punching bag.
As far as he was concerned, it was a resounding success.

convoluted but interesting background story. also you are allied with kampf?

Pakitsk, Grossvietnam, Levantin, The death syndicate, and 1 otherDarKspawnerreich

Upper saust latiegebestica

Is there a portugal on valsora?

Las anod

Pakitsk wrote:Hail, Anod! It is good to see you out and about again.

Great to see you here. I am back and ready to sow chaos.

Pakitsk, Volinovia, and Levantin

Shavara

Upper saust latiegebestica wrote:Is there a portugal on valsora?

No, but there is a Spain in Valsora.

Volinovia and Kianhua

The Holy Land of Levantin

Las anod wrote:Great to see you here. I am back and ready to sow chaos.

....yes.

He's bacc. Finally.

Shavara, Las anod, and Volinovia

Western pakistan

Upper saust latiegebestica wrote:Is there a portugal on valsora?

“What?”

by Western pakistan

Read dispatch

The death syndicate

DarKspawnerreich wrote:M stretched his arms and yawned. "Bring in four other subjects, don't care who they are. Just make sure one half of them are neki, and the other human." He says as he takes a seat. "Oh and bring me some beef jerky, I'm hungry as hell."

The subjects are brought in.
The nekos, of course have been thoroughly broken like the previous one, and blankly stare out. The humans, being prisoners, are not broken but still reeducated, giving a slight bow. The nekos fall on their knees as a sign of their complete loyalty to the "cause".The jerky is brought as well on an elaborate platter, with a plethora of Wrathwalkers striding too and thro, making sure that nothing can compromise the facility.

OOC: strapped for time, next period starting literally now

Las anod wrote:convoluted but interesting background story. also you are allied with kampf?

Vassal/autonomous state.
I just do whatever as long as it doesn't harm or get in the way of Kampf, and I might get help in said whatever if it might help him.

Las anod and DarKspawnerreich

The Holy Land of Levantin

The death syndicate wrote:The subjects are brought in.
The nekos, of course have been thoroughly broken like the previous one, and blankly stare out. The humans, being prisoners, are not broken but still reeducated, giving a slight bow. The nekos fall on their knees as a sign of their complete loyalty to the "cause".The jerky is brought as well on an elaborate platter, with a plethora of Wrathwalkers striding too and thro, making sure that nothing can compromise the facility.

OOC: strapped for time, next period starting literally now
Vassal/autonomous state.
I just do whatever as long as it doesn't harm or get in the way of Kampf, and I might get help in said whatever if it might help him.

Including throwing me under the bus for oil....

Las anod, Dreamersistan, and The death syndicate

One green nation

I like weed

Levantin

Kianhua

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Censorship on Media

Map/s Affected: Valsora, and Terra

Ping/s:
Kianhua
Shavara (San Sierra)
Grossvietnam

Due to the Spread of Fake News spreading like Wildfire throughout the Country, Multiple Media outlets were Investigated to be Bribed by the Rebels to spread Fake news and Chaos through out the Country, President Ruchni Partiin has Sent a New Article to Congress, Censoring media and to be Controlled by the Government, and the Biggest Media outlets would Be all Replaced by the Republic Daily media Outlet, Controlled directly by the Government, and surprisingly, Congress accepted the New Article, declaring Article no. 19 to be Passed, all media Outlets were to be Controlled by the Government it would Fully be in Effect next Week, but the Big Media outlets were immedietly Controlled by the Government, forming the Republic Daily media, and Publishing its first ever Newspaper.

nation=karatol-advenra/detail=factbook/id=1340256

President Min-Li Kuang and the Department of Foreign Affairs expresses dismay over the action. As the statement from the President's office quotes:

"We never have had to censor the media to keep the people properly informed, for it is not the responsibility of the state to ensure they the people are properly informed. It is the people's responsibility." - President Min-Li Kuang

Shavara, Las anod, and Karatol-Advenra

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