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Quite a few, to be specific
Brocklandia and Iescech
Well for a true estimate, you would have to go to the pocket lint vendor and the shiny pebble vendor to get their daily fluctuating rates, then compare that to the Billy's Billy Goat rates, carry the 3, use the formula for hyperbolas, and that should get you to your answer.
Brocklandia and Gettenfeld
So ... *slapping disks frantically on an abacus* ... it comes out to a one-to-one exchange rate. One average-sized hunk of pocket lint or one shiny pebble for one truckload of bacon? Well, then, I'll take two truckloads, 'cause today I'm actually wearing pants (that doesn't happen every day, y'know) and I have a hunk of pocket lint in each of my front pockets. They're kinda large hunks, so it's a good deal for you. Gosh, I hope I'm not overpaying.
*Line of men hauling wagon-fulls of bacon come out zooming behind a corner, dumping the bacon onto a large tarp and rolling away like clockwork; Iescech stands picking through the lint*
“Ooo, look, a red string!”
Always remember to sit up nice and straight whenever at a laptop, computer, or mobile device to prevent the sort of back aches that we all are doomed to experience after our halfway mark in life.
Gettenfeld and Coloran
"Congrats to all those smart Agorans out there on this Day of Education, trying to strive for their futures by subjecting themselves to endless hours of torture"...I'm sorry, that wasn't my line.
*In a more chipper voice* "Congratulations to all of our distinguished Agoran students who will be continuing their education at our many fine institutions. Find out more about financing your future at Agoraforyou.ag"
*Continues to beam a stressful smile*
Gettenfeld and Coloran
Sh!t! I'm halfway though life already?
We're shooting 🎲🎲 Craps 🎲🎲!
The shooter throws two dice. Don't Pass bets win on a 2 or 3. Pass bets win on a 7 or 11. Don't Pass bets break-even on a 12. Any other number gets called the point, and the shooter keeps rolling. If a 7 is rolled before the next point, Don't Pass bets win. If the point is rolled before the next 7, Pass bets win. Field bets pay out if they match the point on the first throw. Stake is 10 chips. Place your bets!
Should be a little triangular flag that signals the halfway mark, at least for me when I ran around it. You may have missed it, in which case, turn around, run back, you've gone too far.
Is a nurse's license like a driver's license? Do the authorities show up and give you traffic tickets if you see too many patients per hour or if you start doing your nursing on a busy sidewalk?
Not, you understand, that I'm confessing that I would ever drive on a busy sidewalk.
Again, I mean. And anyway, it was be more like a swerve and a careen, rather than a drive.
Keeps plastic smile glued on face
“I wouldn’t know, I’m simply a government worker, doing his job. I suggest enrolling in the program anyway and finding out for yourself.”
We prefer driving on the sidewalk -much less traffic!
Gettenfeld and Saurisa
But driving on the sidewalk is noisier. Sometimes the pedestrians' screams drown out the tunes blasting from the eight-track.
Bearistotle and hebert and Saurisa
First full day of college is kind of a lot
Bearistotle and hebert, Gettenfeld, and Neutrality Foundation
Man, this is the second time. Third time and his soul will be lost in bacon fat forever
Brocklandia and Gettenfeld
Read all about it!
- We've an Imperial Gazette
- The seventh DRF Chronicle
- The twenty-fifth Force Flyer
- Not just any truth, but the Union Truth
- Top interviews in 
Gameplay Magazine. And cookies too!
Poker faces on - it's ♠♥Hold'em ♦♣ at the Sands
In honor of my latest accolade as most politically free in Agora. Ahem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa70tVYVKo
[Tommy: Chorus]
I'm free, I'm free
And freedom tastes of reality
I'm free, I'm free
And I'm waiting for you to follow me
[Verse]
If I told you what it takes
To reach the highest high
You'd laugh and say nothing's that simple
But you've been told many times before
Messiahs pointed to the door
And no one had the guts to leave the temple!
[Chorus]
I'm free, I'm free
And freedom tastes of reality
I'm free, I'm free
And I'm waiting for you to follow me
[Outro]
How can we follow?
How can we follow?
Gettenfeld, Iescech, and Saurisa
mmmmmmmm
Iescech and Saurisa
Are you really free, or are you just one heck of a bargain? I'm wary of hidden fees and taxes.
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