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False.
The nations of the Southern Compact are full of kind people, welcoming faces, interesting cultures, and a complete and absolute lack of crime, malevolent political entities and state apparatuses, and unrestricted submarine warfare. You should visit us first before we visit you. That'd be awkward, wouldn't it?
That was quite straightforward of you. Disregarding other nations of Laz. Every nation is unique. But I might have to cancel my trip this year.*sneezes*.
Mzeusia and Guiness Freaks
And, on the third day of the Return, they came crawling back to the places they had ruined, begging instruction as to how they might make amends.
Why not come to The Principality of Demonos? You are heartedly invited to start here. Should you like an official tour we will meet you at dusk and show you around Vapula prolex the capital and GeneralProtectorateMinistry. We'll take you to the business district where you can gander at the latest fashions for men and women. (I hear Mrs. West gets her latex from our shops). Take your pick of any one of our fabulous protectorates. From the beaches of Lys noir, the castles of Saint satanis, the underground caverns and catacombs of Unequalusual, the marble cathedrals of gothic Saints pass, or the epic vastness and desert beauty of the Demonos outlands. We, the princess and sovereign of Demonos welcome you.
Cordially,
Lady Vera
Princess of Demons
I would love to begin with your nation. Just by the description of it, I feel that you'll make a great guide. I shall plan an official visit next week. When I am there, we could discuss on some deals and stragic partnership plans. I shall stay 2 days in your nation and then I shall visit Mzeusia. 
Cossack Peoples will be next on the list. To top it all of, I shall visit 
Treadwellia as the last nation of my tour and meet our delegate and have some pizza. Get ready nations of Lazarus! Its travel season!
Treadwellia, Demonos, and Mzeusia
Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius love pizza. They are having pizza for First Lunch right now.
Ashoy, Mzeusia, and Guiness Freaks
Excellent! We are excited to receive you. We will send you our personal Lear Jet. Do you have a day in mind that you would like to depart? When you get here you'll come under our personal protection and assurance of a good time. We will start in Vapula Prolex where we will dine in the five star hotel The Valsondorf. Next week you can have your pick of the many performances taking place in our theater districts, or, you can choose to see the performances of either the Demonos Symphony Orchestra, or Pisshole (a metal band playing at the Vapula Prolex Arena). After you may want to see the Demonos Polyart Museum full of our best artistic works. Then we'll have you tour the campus of The Vapula Polytechnic College and see our scientists at work. Because Demonos is a free state, we'll let you wander around and take in the sights for yourself. We will give you a panic device that gets in contact with our royal Stewards should you get lost, hurt, or want company (of any kind ;)) You might end up staying.
When all is said and done and you are ready to leave us (perhaps), we can arrange transportation to Mzeusia via private Lear Jet or, should Eliot Jania have something else in mind, his people and ours can do a diplomatic handoff of your person. Our nations, Demonos and Mzeusia have deep diplomatic relations. We are sure to make your stay in both our nations as pleasant as super deluxe 5-star service.
My dear friend, however you wish to awe your guest, we are ready to help you. Because Ahan Shetty of Ashoy may not have much time we lend both him and yourself our private jet. We know you'll return it in good condition. Should you wish to bring him to Mzeusia in one of those BA warships, you may dock one at the port of Raumi and depart when they step aboard. We'll give you both a royal bon voyage.
Oh yes, we're just dying to meet you
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF LAZARUS!
As Taduwe leads a glorious crusade against all non-Violetists, starting with the false religion of Zukchiva, the Thaecian deity Godsinia appears, drawing power from the East Pacific's drafted treaty with Thaecia. The stunning conclusion to 'A Question of Faith' is in your hands!
Click this link to vote today!
In Solidarity,
Lerasi Tyramin
Minister of Culture, The East Pacific
Sounds great. Can't wait to be on your land. However, I shall not bother you with the transport. I shall visit your nation on my very own Concord escorted by the Ashoyian Air Force which will hand me over to your Air Force once I am in Demonosian air space. Thank you for taking time and effort to make this trip special.
P. S I would love to have some company(of any kind;))
Minister Tyramin,
The Principality of Demonos abstains from your poll. We do not believe in ethnic cleansing. Nor do we wish to influence religions outside our own borders. We urge fellow Phoenix of Lazarus to also abstain from this poll as its only two options are internationally detestable and overwhelmingly unethical.
As a grand holy order, i have to say we need to get rid of all the heretics! The blood of the Sinners must be purified! St. Michael commands it!
Me irl no we dont need that no ethnic cleansing you don't want to be a nationalist populist do you? Oh boy its gonna happen again *calls the allies*
Nonsense! TEP is just trying to rid the world of filthy heretics that dont worship the all knowing Violet. As a fellow GCR it is our duty to assist them in this most nobel of causes. KILL THE NON BELIEVERS!!!!!!
*removes sunglasses and squeezes the bridge of her nose whilst looking downward *
Should we have been a younger princess with the same experience we'd begun with when we became sovereign over The Principality of Demonos we would most certainly have had to gasp in shock at such a statement.
*looks up and stares at you with her black eyes*
Now that we have been around for some time your statement comes at no surprise. I truly am sorry for those you label as sinners. With all hope these people find their way to our shores where peace awaits them.
Sorry I havent been around much everyone. I've been very busy with multiple things, including but not limited to model painting, house cleaning, worrying about everything, having my broken technology repaired, and running about town wildly trying to find stuff.
What have I missed in dear old Lazarus?
Owans, Treadwellia, Snoodum, Demonos, and 1 otherKingdom of Napels
Welcome back!
Me!
Owans, Treadwellia, Snoodum, Demonos, and 1 otherProper toa islands
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Owans, Demonos, and Ashoy
Ancapatopia is glad to announce that Jeff Bezos is the new leader of Ancapatopia! The new capital is New York, we suggest that the foreign embassies in McWashington move there.
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