The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

A Lockheed C-5B Galaxy lands near the bar. Once it stops, the nose lifts up, a ramp slides out, and Eripolis's Crown Victoria drives out of the plane. The car comes to a stop, and Eripolis comes out, wearing a black trenchcoat, holding a Desert Eagle in his right hand and a Jericho 941 in the left hand.

Desert Eagle or Baby Eagle? Take your pick. One's chambered for the 9x19mm Parabellum, the other's chambered for the .50 Action Express.

Jehovahs witness wrote:

Could I borrow that plane of yours?

Will you answer my question?

Jehovahs witness wrote:

Well, for variety, go ahead with the second one. Because your guns were getting a bit generic there...

Aww man, the Jericho? I was hoping you'd go for the Deagle.

Reminds me...

walks back to plane, and returns with two rifles: an M16 and XM8

How about these two?

Jehovahs witness wrote:

XM8.

Damn son. I've got an StG-44 and it works fine.

hands XM8 and Jericho to JW

Calitournia wrote:

I'm Calitournia and I wanted to ask you a question. is it Jan-nuary yet?

I Jan't answer that.

Jehovahs witness wrote:

Ah, good, thanks.

The Witness takes the weapons and heads outside and calls back as the startup of an engine was heard.

By the way, we're borrowing your plane!

They quickly leave in a hurry.

F*ck!

shoots at the plane with a Mauser 98k then gets into car and chases the plane, which is now leaking fuel

Eripolis wrote:

F*ck!

shoots at the plane with a Mauser 98k then gets into car and chases the plane, which is now leaking fuel

The car suddenly veers off course as it rolls over a section of spike strips that weren't here before, and a bomb was tossed backwards out of the aircraft.

Eripolis wrote:

The car is indestructible and rolls over the spikes with ease. Eripolis shoots his Desert Eagle at the plane's engines and at the grenade, detonating it before it can reach the car.

The plane suddenly veers to a stop, and the Witness gets out.

Alright, I'm bored, and I just remembered the weather's unfavorable. Back to the Bar for a drink.

They casually walk off back to the Bar.

2019 Regional Fair

by The Giant in the Trees of Illahee

SCHEDULE
Aug 20 - Submission Day 1 for photos and cowboy poetry, Signup Day 1 for Rodeo
Aug 21 - Submissions and Signup Day 2, Pie Recipe 1
Aug 22 - Submissions and Signup closes, Pie Recipe 2, Live From Stoney Lonesome concert
Aug 23 - Pie Recipe 3, Photo winners announced, Poetry winners announced, Rodeo Night 1
Aug 24 - Pie Recipe 4, Rodeo Night 2 (finals)

Barn Dance runs all week!

Read dispatch

Gates are open! Hope to see you there.

Anacin wrote:

Sir, to advertise here you need to order a drink. So what would it be

I'm a fan of a good Old Fashion.

Jehovahs witness wrote:

Excuse me, sir Zombie Penguin. I see you have a drink called... Concussion. I'd like four of those.

*The penguin brings out 4 concussions for the witness*