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This field of candidates is really going to split the joke vote and could open the way for a serious candidate to sneak in via the back door...
Astartia, Yaldian Territories, Badivermeraed, Monkelandd, and 5 othersMadden oweight, The 3nd german republic, Juvena, Portugal brasil and the algarves, and Revanch
We did it in Portugal and only had about two or three major civil wars. Nothing much.
Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Veaetmar, Owl Archipelago, and 3 othersMonkelandd, Juvena, and Portugal brasil and the algarves
I am running for PM
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Shall ping 
Sho
(This is a joke ofc, i plan on getting more serious in this region's politics in the future.)
Hmmm a milk based system may just be the boost my economy needs.
Nationific, Sho, and Monkelandd
Hello, everyone, I just wanted to make a short announcement.
I am not standing for re-election. I feel like the time has come for new blood in the PM's role and so I shall not seek to serve a third term.
I would also like to announce that I am endorsing Owl Archipelago for the Prime Ministership. In the time I have known him he has shown himself to be nothing but a dedicated and capable person and I have nothing but the utmost faith and respect for him and I know he will make us all proud if he is elected.
Thank you all very much for this amazing opportunity, it has been a dream come true and I wish you all the best. Semper Thalassia!
Laeden, Nationific, Yaldian Territories, Badivermeraed, and 7 othersAyeinc, Sho, Owl Archipelago, Crow metropolis, Grey county, Portugal brasil and the algarves, and Plato perfection
I am also endorsing Owl Archipelago for Prime Minister. He has a lot of good ideas and has been dedicated to thalassia since the start. I also would like to thank 
Arenado for his great work as PM
Nationific, Ayeinc, Sho, Owl Archipelago, and 4 othersArenado, Crow metropolis, Monkelandd, and Portugal brasil and the algarves
I will also endorsing my fellow portuguese countrymen, Owl Archipelago.
For Arenado, I wasn't when he came to power, but when I came, and I stay, he was the best Prime-Minister that I ever saw.
Thank you for all you have done.
Laeden, Ayeinc, Sho, Owl Archipelago, and 3 othersArenado, Crow metropolis, and Tirr savattstra
Owl Archipelago, Brinckerhoff, and Dieboldsheim
I just love election season. I'm endorsing Owl Archipelago for PM. In the limited time I have interacted with them, I can confidently say they're (among our joke candidates) the best person to run the region, so to speak.
P.s.- Me not running this time doesn't mean I'd not run next time. As a joke, I may run next time. And next to next time, I'll finally have the time to run, I guess....beware fellow runners! Also, milk and cyborgs. I want a coalition government.
Also:
This is the best campaign I've seen. Badivermeraed's campaign comes a close second.... why do the joke campaigns have to be the best?
Ayeinc, Owl Archipelago, Crow metropolis, and Monkelandd
Since Arenado is not running for re-election, and I agreed with Owl Archipelago's campaign pledges from the start, I am endorsing Owl Archipelago to be Prime Minister of Thalassia. Now this is unusual for one serious candidate to endorse another, but voting for me would be a mistake, and I certainly won't.
Arenado, you have been a great Prime Minister and minister guiding me through my first few weeks of recruitment and culture, thank you. I truly hope Owl can finish what you started.
Thanks! Also, not a joke. (or is it?)
Nationific, Owl Archipelago, Crow metropolis, and Revanch
Hello everyone, how are you all doing?
Also thanks to everyone who endorsed my candidacy!
Nationific, Crow metropolis, Monkelandd, and Portugal brasil and the algarves
To be honest, I probably endorse Owl Archipelago as they seem to fit my views the most.
However, I don't mind anyone else as long as RP is still on.Sho
Also, I have thrown my hat into the ring:
I am Conklandi, and this is my political campaign.
My pledges:
Expand Thalassia's influence via the construction of embassies
Create a group of card farms that allows all Thalassian nations to receive cards daily
Make a UBI program for every citizen.
Decriminalize all personal drug use and bring them back to society via rehabilitation.
Construct a fusion reactor for the inexplicable yearning of potatoes.
Make the system robust against coups, raids and other factors that threaten democracies and individual freedoms.
This will all come in a package that is not flashy, but clear and straight to the point.
I will nominate Baltic nrc as my deputy due to both of us representing the entire political spectrum.
Good luck!
Ayeinc, Owl Archipelago, and Monkelandd
I have spoken to @Monkelandd and since I would be an awful deputy PM he has agreed to declare me as his deputy PM candidate
We need a campaign manager,finance manager and bribery official. We shall bribe the citzens to not vote MONKELANDD
We will threaten to rickroll them and send old cows to their doorsteps.
Nationific and Brinckerhoff
Monkelandd I stole some of your campaign money to vuy some of 
Yaldian Territories milk sorry
Grrr...
Ok just to let Sho know I will be Monkelandds Deputy PM if this region goes to crap and we win
Nationific and Monkelandd
Is it legally allowed to bribe people who have voted, not to vote? Sho? Then I'd be the bribery official for Monkelandd's campaign. I promise all bribes will be undetectable and illegal.
Edit: Poor Sho, getting pung so many times....
Owl Archipelago and Monkelandd
As a representative of Monkelandd I appoint NAtionific as our Bribery Official
I speak in official capacity:
As Bribery official, let me tell you, I intend to do nothing illegal. Voting for joke candidates is not cool, and hence, I will find out whoever has voted for Monkelandd and Rickroll them in their telegrams, or even in discord. I'll ping them, as an added bonus!
P.s.- I have a feeling this campaign is gonna be struck down soon (bribery, lol). If it doesn't... CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED, DO NOT VOTE MONKELANDD.
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