The Kingdom of Guyana Francese is a huge, genial nation, notable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 520 million Guyana Franceseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayenne | Remire-Montjoly. The average income tax rate is 40.7%.

The all-consuming Guyana Francesean economy, worth 54.8 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,454 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Bees, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guyana Francese is ranked 52,576^th in the world and 184^th in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 36.44 kickbacks per hour.