The Islamic Kingdom of Maalemzya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Ray I with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.869 billion Maalemzyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranakary. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maalemzyan economy, worth a remarkable 3,742 trillion Rayurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 251,722 Rayurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belief that Prince Ray I is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, the internal market is thriving, and vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Maalemzya's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Maalemzya is ranked 195,332^nd in the world and 691^st in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 47.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.