The Hellish Entity of QuazaFire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Remoni with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.606 billion Quazars are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quaza Nova. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quazar economy, worth a remarkable 3,594 trillion Qoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,124 Qoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and Information Technology facilities are being turned into Draken Slither habitats. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. QuazaFire's national animal is the Draken Slither, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quazi Cozy Cult.

QuazaFire is ranked 5,961^st in the world and 53^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 205.06 kickbacks per hour.