The Seaside Republic of Primorye Oblast is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and national health service. The compassionate population of 13.823 billion Primoryaniki are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Primoryan economy, worth a remarkable 1,566 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 113,303 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, and visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primorye Oblast's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Primorye Oblast is ranked 4,183^rd in the world and 35^th in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,984.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.