Congratulations Owl! 🥂
And to the rest of Thalassia: it’s been great serving as MoS these past few months, and I can’t wait to see who takes my place
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WE, the Twelve who rule the World in Majestic Enlightenment, rulers of the Shadow Government, hereby extend our warmest congratulations to Owl Archipelago for his takeover of power.
The world is, and always has been, divided into two: those who rule, and those who are part of the filthy pleb. Today Owl Archipelago ascends to the class of rulers, where he will get 20% discount on all mattresses. Soon you will receive some of the treasures of the Shadow Government, such as the duet album made by Elvis and Tupac, the PC 2 that was never released, the true picture that shows the real shape of the Earth, and Half-Live 3.
George Soros will be in touch soon.
Kalimani Maledium Koronoah
Novus Ordo Seclorum
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Can we get a "F" for Hellaflylandia's "No WMDs" policy? I managed to accidentally legalize nukes when I was trying to enact a safe, efficient way to dispose of nuclear waste.
God, I love this game.
Hey there, everyone. I thought we could use another sports RP so here it is.
The Football Season is here, credits for the logos go to Monkelandd
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the second Sports RP in our region! I am proud and excited to announce that the sport we will be playing this time will be Football (also known as Soccer to the Americans)! For those who don’t really know this sport very well, the rules are simple to grasp and a complete basic guide to the rules of Football can be found here!
But for the purposes of this RP you won't need a deep understanding of the sport. The way this RP will work is simple: first you apply to join the RP. It is a simple process where you telegram me, Owl Archipelago, your team name, their colors and optionally link to a factbook about your team where you can have your player names, if you choose to write your player names then you need 11 names (1 goalkeeper, 4 defense, 3 midfielders and 3 forwards) like the example below:
Team name: Sport Lisboa e Benfica
Team colors: Red and White
Player names (Optional):
- Odysseas (Goalkeeper)
- André Almeida (Defense)
- Ferro (Defense)
- Grimaldo (Defense)
- Jardel (Defense)
- Pizzi (Midfielder)
- Rafa (Midfielder)
- Samaris (Midfielder)
- Jota (Forward)
- Seferovic (Forward)
- Dyego Sousa (Forward)
Once you apply your team will be added to both the Thalassian Football League and the Football Cup. Depending on how many teams enter, we will have updates around every 4, 3 or 2 days.
The League will follow a set of rules similar to Football Leagues, 2 rounds of games against each other, a win gives you 3 points, a tie gives you 1 point and losing gives you nothing. After the 2 rounds, the champion is the one with the biggest amount of points.
For the Cup, the matches are chosen randomly and the team that loses gets eliminated while the one that wins moves on to the next round. After both competitions are over we will dispute the Super Cup between the winner of the League and the winner of the Cup.
The rules of this RP are simple. First, no excessive vulgarities, swearing or offensive conduct (things like 'damn it' or the like are ok but keep it PG-13), no unsportsmanlike behaviour (I don't want to see hostile arguments between people because of games) and no attempting to influence or cheat in this RP. Basically, be courteous and friendly to each other, please.
With regards to RP posts, you may RP the games as you like (or RP the most exciting game in a series). If you wish to post solely on the RMB I ask that you keep it relatively short so that the RMB page is not clogged up. If you want a longer post feel free to make a dispatch and post the link the the RMB. For RMB posts and when you link a dispatch on the RMB remember to label your post as RP on the top and don't forget to mention me, Owl Archipelago, in the post so I can keep track of the RP posts.
If anyone has any questions feel free to telegram me or to shoot me a message on either the RMB or Discord with your questions and I will do my utmost to answer them! The application period will last for a week (but may be extended as needed). I hope everyone has fun and best of luck in the Thalassian Football Season!
Just dropping in from The South Pacific. Thanks for sending your ambassador, Owl Archipelago to keep us company.
I'm a sucker for great roleplay dispatches and I'm seeing some very cool stuff here. I'll definitely be digging deeper when i have a bit more time.
Hope everyone is doing great. Have a great day!
Noice! Love those logos! (who made them? 🤔)
Manager: Raquella Fillorini
Team colors: Orange and green
Team name: Moncecreta Yaputa Unitá
- Giorgia Novella (Goalkeeper) (F)
- Federico Rossi (Defense) (M)
- Hanna Strasso (Defense) (F)
- Léo Hannuti (Defense) (M)
- Andrej Marconi (Defense) (M)
- Laura Stefanovic (Midfielder) (F)
- Rafael Susa (Midfielder) (M)
- Geraldina Mettino (Midfielder) (F)
- Xcallinata Musilak’tiq (Forward) (M)
- Jai Messo(Forward) (M)
- Clara Venú (Forward) (F)
Mixed team because gender equality
Credits to Alentejo and Algarve for creating the emblem.
Diana de Nova Évora
Black and White
- Jorge Compaio (Goalkeeper)
- Henrique Spínola (Defense)
- Joaquim Castro (Defense)
- Agostinho Valmont (Defense)
- Santiago Baker (Defense)
- João das Eiras (Midfield)
- Rogério Balério (Midfield)
- Eduardo Bragança (Midfield)
- Miguel Pontes (Forward)
- Eduardo Correia (Forward)
- Eduardo de Terra Nova (Forward)
Here's my team
Owl Archipelago, here's the dispatch:
Team Name: Real Nationific FC
Team colors: Orange, Green and White
Florencio de Lima(Forward)(M)[Surprise, Jorge?]
Bella Cullen(Forward)(F)[Yes, you know who she is, I just hope I don't get a copyright infringement notice tomorrow]
David Wanrer(Defense)(M)[Hint: Cricket, also, Monkelandd might know the real person, I only changed a letter in his name]
Colors:dark blue and white
Manuel Pichard( DEFENCE)