The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

The free economic zone of new vega wrote:

The Courier, Bryce McMullen, walks into the bar. He comes over and sits next to Con Ins Lallakerscak. After hearing his talk about Shrek, he speaks.

“Shrek is a good fellow. Trust me, I’ve meet him. Last time I saw him he and that Obi-Wan fellow where going after a evil ogre by the name of Darth Ogre. Shrek had unbelievable god like powers from what I saw. He could do nearly anything.

He pauses for a second, thinking, then speaks again

“Have you ever heard the story of Darth Ogre the Wise?”

sounds interesting

done

The free economic zone of new vega wrote:

“Good.”

He turns to the barkeep, Anacin

“Mind getting me a drink and some food? Some nice alcohol would be good. As would some nice steak.”

“Have you heard of it?”

I have heard the name just not the story

The courier turns to the bar once again and order some steak and fine alcohol. Preferably some expensive bourbon or whiskey.

Con Ins Lallakerscak alt wrote:

ooh wow

“Yes. Darth Onion is still around to this day, but he are not sure where he is. Darth Ogre was somehow brought back to life and is hunting down his former apprentice.”

The free economic zone of new vega wrote:

The courier turns to the bar once again and order some steak and fine alcohol. Preferably some expensive bourbon or whiskey.

Sorry, we don't have people order, what most normal breathing human would call "Edible food"

Anacin wrote:

He Serves him a nicely cooked medium rare NY Strip steak, and a nice glass of J. Darby 15 year Scotch Whisky

The courier thanks him for the meal before enjoying.

Anacin wrote:

Sorry, we don't have people order, what most normal breathing human would call "Edible food"

The courier smirks

“Technically I’m not human. I’m a genetically and cyborneticaly enhanced US military commando who was frozen as part of a secret US military program before being awoken and becoming a courier before becoming a important NCR Ranger and later the right hand man of Mr House. I’ve had a interesting life.”

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest has begun. This week Drunkndisorderly wants any style of poem about alligators.

OOC: Do crocodiles or gatorclaws or cainmans count?

Howard heads down to the bar and takes a seat

Yeah, I’m bored. I’m thinking bout going to the basement.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest has begun. This week Drunkndisorderly wants any style of poem about alligators.

My acrostic Poem or whatever it’s called:

Chasing after semi-innocent peasants from the Bar bathing in the lake of muddy sewage water outside.
Ruining his teeth while attempting to devour them all thanks to the tough hide of many of them.
Officially declaring he will not eat bar patrons anymore due to his teeth damage.
Crying hard during the night because he is hungry now.
Interestingly choosing to eat Patrons again.
Decided to lodge a complaint against the bar after breaking his teeth again.
Incidentally, getting arrested thanks to murder after lodging the complaint.
Luckily breaking out thanks to the help of Howard Beale and other friends.
Eventually deciding to become a Vegan.

Central california republic wrote:

Hey man. How are you?

The courier, Bryce, looks over at the man.

“Hey Ryan, nice to see ya!”

The free economic zone of new vega wrote:

The courier, Bryce, looks over at the man.

“Hey Ryan, nice to see ya!”

Thanks man. How’s Vegas?

OOC: My names not actually Ryan irl.

Howard beale wrote:

Howard heads down to the bar and takes a seat

Yeah, I’m bored. I’m thinking bout going to the basement.

My acrostic Poem or whatever it’s called:

Chasing after semi-innocent peasants from the Bar bathing in the lake of muddy sewage water outside.
Ruining his teeth while attempting to devour them all thanks to the tough hide of many of them.
Officially declaring he will not eat bar patrons anymore due to his teeth damage.
Crying hard during the night because he is hungry now.
Interestingly choosing to eat Patrons again.
Decided to lodge a complaint against the bar after breaking his teeth again.
Incidentally, getting arrested thanks to murder after lodging the complaint.
Luckily breaking out thanks to the help of Howard Beale and other friends.
Eventually deciding to become a Vegan.

I like your poem!

The free economic zone of new vega wrote:

OOC: well what do I call ya?

I said IRL. Ryan is fine.