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The Issue
As you very well know, a stranger with a pistol made an attempt on your life but moments ago while you were out on your lunch break. An emergency meeting has been called right here in the middle of the street after the would-be assassin disappeared over a nearby grassy knoll.
this doesnt seem to be related to the current crisis, but if i find out it was Tsching than this would turn into a very interesting war.
EDIT: literally the next issue i had to deal with was assassination attempt number 2, this time dueling attempt.
the hell is going on?
1) Not likely. Leningrad was proof. ^-^
2) Hmmm.... I'll think about it.
3) Depends. Its their call.
Its funny actually. I AM a Communist after all.
Nuremgard, Penguania and Antarctica, and Spanelsko
Comerade, is there a hostile people trying to harrass your hard-earned lands? If so I am here to assist!
Active duty British soldiers using Jeremy Corbyn's face as target practice. And people wonder why I don't "respect" the troops.
Ludania, Penguania and Antarctica, Lex Caledonia, and Mercunova
Answered an issue regarding nuclear weapons and the "big, red button". The result: "The fate of the world literally rests on Marshal of the Union Aleksi Coltsov's fingers."
Considering my absolutely massive nuclear stockpile and all the aid I'm giving? Pretty fair I'd say.
Nuremgard, Penguania and Antarctica, and Spanelsko
Thank you for the offer, but at the immediate moment.. I'm fine. ^_^ Besides... Spanelsko HAS already attempted an invasion a few months ago.
wow, how is my insurance industry so high on the list here?
i was bottom 5% in the last region i was in.
Well you are a Capitalist Paradise with no welfare state or NHS so people use a lot of insurance.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania and Antarctica, and The wyoming peoples front
The Issue
A coalition of economically powerful nations have made headlines by installing an embargo against Russkov Soviet, citing the nation’s weapons of mass destruction program as “alarmingly large and detrimental to world peace.”
I knew this would happen sooner or later.
Nuremgard, Penguania and Antarctica, and Spanelsko
Since it came from the Daily Mail and the Sun, it's probably a load of sh!t but according to them, the Queen has banned Meghan Markle from wearing royal jewels because of her demanding behaviour. That'd be hilarious if it was true.
Do what we would do, and did before. Bomb the ever living f**k out of them. Nuclear holocaust etc.
The Talking Point
Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
The Talking Point
It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
The Talking Point
Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
is it just me or are all of these weirdly related to each other?
-slams head into wall- EHH!
-bonks head off an airplane engine whilst fueling- (series of expletives in no particular order)
Sounds like a Monday to me.
At an international press conference, Lord Cormac Campbell has been appointed Viceroy of India by His Majesty King Geraint IV. His Excellency is committed to the prosperity and unity of India and will passionately protect the interests of the Crown in the region.
Long live the King!
Ludania, Russkov Soviet, Penguania and Antarctica, Mercunova, and 1 otherSpanelsko
Well i am not sure who would be dumb enough to embargo you, but it certainly wasnt me, as it would make my access to your market a bit harder.
And yes i am talking about your black market.
unity of india, and crown interests.... colonialism? i mean occupation also brings unity.
Certainly. They will be unified under the Crown.
Ludania, Russkov Soviet, Penguania and Antarctica, and Spanelsko
Ah yes... The Russian Mafia's black market.... Their allowed to operate as long as they give the Union 10% of all earned revenue. So far, The Don, Sergei Andretti has been shelling out 30%. ^_^
Nuremgard, Penguania and Antarctica, and Spanelsko
They certainly are great guys to work with, far better than the Columbian mafia, i am also a bit surprised that you allow them to operate considering that by definition they are a criminal organisation, than again it would explain why you have "corrupt dictatorship" as your title.
in unrelated news:
The Talking Point
The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
These tiny tax cuts are very frustrating.
Russkov Soviet, Penguania and Antarctica, Spanelsko, and The British Islands Confederacy
The Talking Point
The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins
this surprisingly makes sense.
The Issue
A spectacular but failed attempt on your life made national news today. Interrogation of captured suspects has pinned the blame on agents of the nation of Blackacre, with which Spanelsko has notoriously chilly relations. Your cabinet is divided as to how to respond.
4 days and 3 different attempts on my life, right after we became known as a benevolent dictatorship, i am starting to think that the people "miss" my iron fist.
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