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Lointland wrote:I’m Bart Simpson, and who the hell are you?!

Im bill cosby now get in the van or ill break your knees

Aivintis, Lointland, Aldenbourg, and Isanastivia

Dominostra wrote:Im bill cosby now get in the van or ill break your knees

Ah shi- uh uh do you like uh, AK’s?

Aivintis, Isanastivia, and Dominostra

Post self-deleted by Peatiktist.

good morning friends

Lointland and Isanastivia

Lointland wrote:Ah shi- uh uh do you like uh, AK’s?

*Herbert the pervert teleports behind you*
no but i like children

Aivintis, Lointland, and Isanastivia

Tseriesiscoming

Raiu east wrote:good morning friends

hello newcomer

Lointland and Isanastivia

Dominostra wrote:*Herbert the pervert teleports behind you*
no but i like children

hippity hoppity I have a AK so you better run, outrun my gun.

Aivintis and Isanastivia

Lointland wrote:hippity hoppity I have a AK so you better run, outrun my gun.

Oh you want to play rough well guess what
*joker dances down stairs then snaps neck*
Hi im morgan freeman thanks for watching another episode of TEP BS

Aivintis, Lointland, and Isanastivia

Euricanis wrote:If someone asked me to make a post explaining csgo and all of its intricacies in gameplay, strategies, meta, and pro scene, I would be all over that

serious though, i would actually consider writing an rmb essay on this sh*t

not now though

Danelaw Scandinavia, Lointland, and Isanastivia

Dominostra wrote:Oh you want to play rough well guess what
*joker dances down stairs then snaps neck*
Hi im morgan freeman thanks for watching another episode of TEP BS

This is Watch Mojo and we will be covering the top ten weirdest moments.

Aivintis, BearStackof2015, Isanastivia, Saint Cinder, and 1 otherDominostra

Lointland wrote:This is Watch Mojo and we will be covering the top ten weirdest moments.

And the winner for this years best actor is Dominostra in 'TEP BS'

Aivintis, BearStackof2015, Lointland, and Isanastivia

Dominostra wrote:Everything goes black....wakes up on a carriage.
"Ah you're finally awake"

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked straight into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

Shut up back there!

What's wrong with him, huh?

Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.

Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?

I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.

No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening!

Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?

Why do you care?

A Nord's last thoughts should be of home.

Rorikstead. I'm...I'm from Rorikstead.

General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!

Good. Let's get this over with.

Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.

Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny...when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.

Dark edgyness, Wiranath, Danelaw Scandinavia, Lointland, and 4 othersTechnocratic tagalog, Aldenbourg, Isanastivia, and Kingdom of palau and other constituents

Osterreich und ungarn

Late TNO update.

President Nixon has unfortunately resigned and the President after him, John F. Kennedy, was shot and killed by a pro-segregationist. Now the President is John McCormack who is trying to reunify the nation after Nixon’s debacle.

American troops also intervened in the South African war and are seeing victories after Operation Rolling Thunder destroyed Vital Infrastructure and Industry. An offensive for Windhoek is planned to try and win the war.

Stellar Colonies, Plazland, Shavara, Volinovia, and 2 othersTechnocratic tagalog, and Isanastivia

hey guys, how do i fix being a corrupt dictatorship

Ironesian Republic wrote:hey guys, how do i fix being a corrupt dictatorship

Increase Political Freedom, Civil Rights. Bring policy of Public Protests, Proportional Representation in Politics. Allow Economic Freedom while upholding Consumer rights. By the time you reach these targets your country will cease to be a dictatorship.

Technocratic tagalog

Virgolia wrote:Virgolia is ranked 204,520th in the world and 8,367th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -25.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Apparently Virgolia hates pizza

Can't relate

Wiranath is ranked 205,869th in the world and 8,417th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -32.53 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

It's not pizza time.

Virgolia, BearStackof2015, Freedomindia, and Technocratic tagalog

Technocratic tagalog

Wiranath wrote:Wiranath is ranked 205,869th in the world and 8,417th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -32.53 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

It's not pizza time.

Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 1,550th in the world and 31st in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 9,304.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

*imagines my nation full of Pizza Restaurants*

Lointland wrote:This is Watch Mojo and we will be covering the top ten weirdest moments.

Can't wait for Mojo's Weirdest Moments of East Pacific part 1 and 2

Saint Cinder wrote:Can't wait for Mojo's Weirdest Moments of East Pacific part 1 and 2

Guaranteed I'm going to be in the top three of both.

Peatiktist wrote:Guaranteed I'm going to be in the top three of both.

That just means you are the fun one!

The austrian confederacy

Nevertopia wrote:its got all the important parts in it but it reads more like a soldier's journal. Personally I prefer an academic, neutral tone because I like making my factbook into a wikipedia article. But if you want your overview to be some kind of online museum piece it can work as an article from History.

Ok.

Aristrotica wrote:How do you make a Factbook or history of the nation?

Well u go on ur nation page, and there’s a little newspaper near to ur policies button. Press it. And then it will show a button +factbook. Press on it.

The austrian confederacy

La Xinga wrote:When you get off the airport.

*gets off the airport*

Virgolia wrote:Virgolia is ranked 204,520th in the world and 8,367th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -25.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Apparently Virgolia hates pizza

Can't relate

Wiranath wrote:Wiranath is ranked 205,869th in the world and 8,417th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -32.53 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

It's not pizza time.

Technocratic tagalog wrote:Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 1,550th in the world and 31st in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 9,304.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

*imagines my nation full of Pizza Restaurants*

Kavanos is ranked 146,269th in the world and 5,988th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

So I have a minus score, but not worse than Virgolia and Wiranath

Wait...

Saint Cinder wrote:That just means you are the fun one!

No, it means I'm the one who can't stop myself from faceplanting into the PG-13 barrier.

Peatiktist wrote:No, it means I'm the one who can't stop myself from faceplanting into the PG-13 barrier.

Fun has no breaks and neither does danger!

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