The Empire of Reltvilm is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Council of Collective Betterment with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.365 billion Reltvilmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heltfed. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Reltvilmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion IOU Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,518 IOU Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have recently been reintroduced to Reltvilm, visiting the best Reltvilmian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reltvilm's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Worship.

Reltvilm is ranked 286,491^st in the world and 135^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Primitive, scoring -487.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.