The Sheep shoop of Vest Oldabre is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyte Wardin with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.69 billion mistakes are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exalos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vest Oldabrean economy, worth a remarkable 4,301 trillion Pebbleses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 402,392 Pebbleses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,608,531 per year while the poor average 24,824, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Exalos, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Vest Oldabre's national animal is the Wood Jester, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is bread.

Vest Oldabre is ranked 5,796^th in the world and 9^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Primitive, scoring 115.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.