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Socialist republican spain wrote:Does anyone want to join my role-play? All you have to do is ask.

If you’re interested in roleplay, the region has our own fancy roleplay server linked in up above.

Asturies-Llion, Podria, Sauros, and Helionyx

WA Vote:

I voted for, with the majority of the region.

Secretary Dyl

Helionyx and Honeysuckle truckers

Sauros wrote:Y'know, maybe we should just delete humans...

From philosopfical point of view that may be the wisest solution. But I suppose that I don't need to mention how immoral this decision is.

Sauros and Helionyx

Honeysuckle truckers

Dyl wrote:WA Vote:

I voted for with the majority of the region.

Secretary Dyl

Thank you sir

Sauros wrote:Y'know, maybe we should just delete humans...

We live peacefully with land for tens of thousands of years, and our ancestors even more thousands before that. Only recently in the past few hundred years we become real problem with nature. We no need to delete humans, just delete what brought us here. You should listen to traditional peoples and listen to how they lived with land. White settlers have ruined balance with nature.

Primitive communists

AnPrimus wrote:We live peacefully with land for tens of thousands of years, and our ancestors even more thousands before that. Only recently in the past few hundred years we become real problem with nature. We no need to delete humans, just delete what brought us here. You should listen to traditional peoples and listen to how they lived with land. White settlers have ruined balance with nature.

Grug use tools and mind-paint to out-mind others. Survive mean top of food rope, but provide for other Grugs. Em-pee-rul-izm and ca-pee-tul-izm is problem, they take away provide, take away mind-thoughts. Grug no like em-pee-rulz and ca-pee-tul. Left strong like big monkey!

Michigan and illinois wrote:By the way, when is the next election because I want to run for some position here in Leftist Assembly Politics, and what happened to the supreme court, if we still have it what are the requirments to join/get nominated?

Sorry, for a lot of questions, I just want to run for political office.

The next General Election takes place in the first half of June.

The Supreme Court is nominated by the Secretary, subject to a public confirmation vote which occurs alongside cabinet nominations/confirmations.

South Miruva, Dyl, Sauros, Soviet catgirls, and 1 otherMichigan and illinois

General Assembly Announcement: Destroy Mosquitoes Bill (Joke Law) has now moved to vote within the General Assembly. All discussion by the public has been noted and will be taken into account by Members of the General Assembly while voting; results will be returned in a maximum of 48 hours.

Unity in Diversity!

South Miruva, Sauros, and The confederation of mexican workers

Michigan and illinois

Kavagrad wrote:The next General Election takes place in the first half of June.

The Supreme Court is nominated by the Secretary, subject to a public confirmation vote which occurs alongside cabinet nominations/confirmations.

Thanks, For telling me but what seats are we alllowed to run?
(Except Secretary).

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

Michigan and illinois wrote:Thanks, For telling me but what seats are we alllowed to run?
(Except Secretary).

Member of the General Assembly. Also, please refrain from double posting. You're able to edit your messages if you have more to say.

Sauros and Michigan and illinois

Soviet catgirls

New Flamington wrote:Member of the General Assembly. Also, please refrain from double posting. You're able to edit your messages if you have more to say.

They didn't this time (however they did earlier), it's two people with American flags.

Pineapple on pizza?

South Miruva and Das pardgulew

Yuu-nyan wrote:Pineapple on pizza?

Absolutely not

Soviet Federation of Eurasia and Michigan and illinois

Grod Island wrote:Absolutely not

Why not?

Das pardgulew and Yuu-nyan

Upper bolta wrote:Why not?

Incompatible

Yuu-nyan wrote:Pineapple on pizza?

I don't particularly like it but to each their own

Anarchism and freedom

Yuu-nyan wrote:Pineapple on pizza?

disgusting in my opinion

Grod Island and Michigan and illinois

Yuu-nyan wrote:Pineapple on pizza?

Barbaric! Proof that humanity is a savage race.

Yuu-nyan wrote:Pineapple on pizza?

As a representative of the Italianx community, no.

Announcement from the Ministry of Recruitment

Greetings, comrades!

Yeah I know I'm late for a day for the Population Tracker update, but since it's May 1st now, I can take profit off the fact that the month's over, so I can do a population tracker update and a telegram tracker update in one go! Way to guillotine two tyrants with one blade.

Welp, the comrade count went down again. This time, we went back down to 495 from 496. It's just one person, yeah, but we should go back to 500. As for the World Assembly citizens, the count went unchanged. For the comrade count, that's partly my fault, since for a while I just didn't send stamps lately.

Speaking of stamps, here's another shameless plug for the Stamp Program! Apply now and buy us stamps so we can convert fascists into leftism with our basedness, and get thanked by the Secretary in the State of Assembly! If baseness is a word...

Stamp Donation Program (SDP)

MainDonors

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What are Stamps?


In NationStates, stamps are a type of game credits that can be purchased from the NationStates Store. Once purchased, stamps can be used to automatically send mass telegrams, for example to all nations in a certain region or all World Assembly member nations, but we use them to recruit new & refounded nations. You can find some more information in the NationStates FAQ.

How do I donate Stamps?


The first thing to check when starting the donation process is that you are logged in the nation you want the donation to come from. You can also donate anonymously, by doing the following steps while not being logged in any nation.

1. Go to the NationStates store and click "Gift options".

In the "Gift this purchase to:" box, type the name TLA Recruitment Office, then click "Select". It is very important that you select the option to make your purchase a gift, and that you write down the correct nation as the recipient of your gift. Otherwise, the stamps will not be given to the correct nation, and once that happens they can no longer be transferred.

2. Type TLA Recruitment Office in "Gift this purchase to", then click "Select".

3. If you filled in the gift options correctly, you should see something similar to this. Note the region's flag, and the "TLA Recruitment Office" title.

Once you have filled in the gift options correctly, scroll down to the bottom of the page. Next to the label "Number of stamps", type in the amount of stamps you want to purchase, then click update. Once you do this, the price tag to the right will update to reflect the cost of your purchase. Remember that the price is US $1 for each 1000 stamps, and that the minimum purchase is 1000 stamps. If you typed in the wrong amount of stamps, you can repeat this process.

4. In the "Telegram Stamps" area, select the number of stamps you want to purchase, then click "Update". The updated price tag to the right shows the cost of your purchase.

You are now ready to make your purchase. If you are not familiar with the service, it should be straightforward to use---keep in mind however that you will need to provide a valid credit or debit card, or a Paypal account. Once you complete the transaction, you will be directed back to the NationStates store page. At the top, there will be an acknowledgment of your transaction. If you filled in the gift options correctly previously, it will also show that the stamps you purchased were gifted to "TLA Recruitment Office".

Rewards


  • The top Donor can suggest one featured post for the month.

  • The top three Donors are featured in the Factbook if there is enough space left.

  • Every Donor will be listed in the Donor dispatch here.

  • The Donors will be thanked in the State of the Assembly.

Read dispatch

The top three donors for this month are:

Podria
Mexican communists
And Dyl with Super Awesome Fun Times ex aequo.

Now, for the telegram tracker update!

The stamp program is still going somewhat strong: over 10 000 stamps have been sent to various new and refounding nations, but we cannot discriminate on who gets those stamps so we may get some trolls once in a while. The last episode we had with those chumps had nothing to do with our program, though. Which I find rather strange, but anyway.

That big thing coming I was alluding to last week? Here it is: only 5847 API telegrams have been sent this month, while previous full-month tenures with the API average at around 9500 telegrams. So we need to figure out what went wrong? Well, I already got the answer because that was actually rather easy to figure out:

I am running the API through my dekstop PC, using Windows 10. One recent update for Windows 10 decided that in order to save power and battery life (and in my case, hard drive longevity), it would disconnect from the Internet while going through sleep mode. Thing is, I'm mostly on my laptop for studying and working and whatnot, so I tend not to get a lot of active time on my Winblows Teen.

So, that had to be taken care of. At first I went through the easy method: just getting in the Settings and checking on the checkbox to make sure the PC always remains connected. I thought that'd work, but alas, despite my monitor's assurances to the contrary, it did not. So after that I went to type a command on the command prompt to force my computer to remain connected to the Internet in sleep mode.

It still didn't work.

So I got rid of sleep mode. Now, my PC is going to be sleep deprived for the next month and a half and already has been for half that month. But at least the API will be operating at full capacity!

Anyway, that's the update. I'm going to go crawl back into things I don't know and try recruiting some more.

Unity in Diversity,
Minister of Recruitment Ghillemear

Mexican communists, Llorens, South Miruva, Kavagrad, and 8 othersGrod Island, Argentigrad, Silverfish37, Das pardgulew, Sauros, Soviet catgirls, Super Awesome Fun Times, and Garbelia in tla

Therronja wrote:As a representative of the Italianx community, no.

Never thought I'd say this but maybe Itali*ns aren't so bad after all

Yuu-nyan wrote:Pineapple on pizza?

best pizza topping and the vast majority of people who hate on it have never actually tried it, for if they did they'd realize how wrong they were.

Das pardgulew

Wascoitan wrote:best pizza topping and the vast majority of people who hate on it have never actually tried it, for if they did they'd realize how wrong they were.

Wasc, I get where you're coming from but I just don't like pineapple at all. Putting it on top of a pizza changes nothing to its taste for me, so one way or another, there's no pineapple that's gonna go down in my stomach.

Not for a lack of trying...

Asturies-Llion, Kavagrad, Grod Island, and Garbelia in tla

Ghillemear wrote:Wasc, I get where you're coming from but I just don't like pineapple at all. Putting it on top of a pizza changes nothing to its taste for me, so one way or another, there's no pineapple that's gonna go down in my stomach.

Not for a lack of trying...

How can you not like pineapple at all?!?!

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