The Holy Empire of Bornodia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kompi the First with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 5.603 billion Bornodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitude. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bornodian economy, worth 601 trillion golden septims a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,390 golden septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, Bornodian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bornodia's national animal is the Compycus Toticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelionism.

Bornodia is ranked 232,272^nd in the world and 4,565^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.96 kickbacks per hour.