The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Montbean with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.874 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,236 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 272,537 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and visiting the best Joeyist restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 79,867^th in the world and 1,584^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,801.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.