The People's Republic of Dakea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Relapa Gunaq with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 2.856 billion Dakeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saneaka City. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dakean economy, worth 475 trillion Dakean Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,603 Dakean Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and too many developers spoil the codebase. Crime is totally unknown. Dakea's national animal is the Dakean Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dakea is ranked 7,219^th in the world and 146^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.