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You fool, you have doomed us all
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Razzgriz and Polar svalbard
Homie got that fish gut vodka
Okay, I think it's time someone made a dispatch to chronicle the different alcoholic beverages of the Isles.
Athara magarat and Martenyika
Btw he’s alright now, luckily the nail didn’t exactly penetrate between the skin and the toe nail until it got lodged further in. The sight has been treated and the nail removed, though he’s trying to avoid using his left foot for now and still complains about the pain which is normal. I’m sure he’ll listen to mom next time.
Ouch! How did that even happen?
Athara magarat or Townside, you in?
The never ending road construction projects at the UA have left a solid chunk of debris we have to clear out every time after it rains. It rained this morning and my friend’s mom and little brother came over and his brother wanted to play in the yard. Mom told him no, he snuck out, and all the sudden we hear whining in the yard and behold a nail straight through the front of his foot.
Luckily I always keep my first aid in the car and just cleaned the wound and stabilized the bleeding before his mom took him to the hospital. She wanted to take it out there on the spot, but decided to take him after she touched it and he let out the scream of a dying victim.
Eesh. I could feel that in my foot just reading that. Not good.
At least you're not suffering as hard as a guy who put a razor in his toenail and kicked a wall really hard.
You're a real life hero!
Hope he's had his tetanus shot though :o
Razzgriz and Brulafi
Alright, enough about nail injury, it's making me feel ill lol. More about booze
Yeah, let's wine about whine :D
Razzgriz and Brulafi
I wonder what kind of crops/fruit would grow in Brulafi, especially with Marian and Magarati colonization.
Gday and welcome back to Two Weeks. I know you all are still out there, despite the crushing hit to my ego that comes from the distinct decline of upvoting active but not quite active enough to be able to produce new RP things. Hopefully in the next couple weeks someone stirs up some drama in the League (EDIT: Maybe it's happening already?). That is what I’ve put my TWIust in (I'm so sorry for that pun). Anyway, gday to the new and returning nations. I hope you’ll be settled in quickly and take the opportunity of one of the more quieter seasons in the region to get your nation fleshed out and ready for when everything picks up again :).
Also, before I begin there’s a few things I want to plug. There’s a cricket tournament going on. If you’re involved, it’d be great for you to write about your team. If you’re not, feel free to protest against the inevitable bureaucratic oligarchs that run these tournaments in-character. Either way, it’s a great opportunity for you to write stuff and already have an idea of what to write about. Scantarbia (modern day tech/enviro nation in the Southern Sea) needs someone to do a really rubbish/botched invasion of his nation back somewhere in history. Telegram him for more information Need some double decker suburban trains for your rail networks? Excellent! The Currawong train now exists and is open to orders. Telegram AInslie for more information
There wasn’t heaps on the agenda this past fortnight so I’ve bunched the threads together. As always, you can find the threads via the NS forums or by clicking here:
On TWItter we are learning that the Alteran Republics are getting themselves a new major international airport. We also learn they’re proud of their cricketers despite a decisive loss against a team in complete disarray. Think like Civ V warriors winning against Civ v XCOM Squads. Alteran captain captain is “pleased” with the overall performance. They’re also beginning to finish the planning of a pretty advanced frigate. It also looks like we’ll need to storm the Alteran Republics, not only because of their cricket and their frigate but also because they could be hiding the tools to talk to aliens. Alteran space agency then clarifies their comments a bit. Altera looking to buddy up with the Noronnicans and their colonies again whilst they test out yet another piece of military technology. In the news this fortnight, the Scantarbian Government is fully prepared to start a trade war over gassy cars and two teens are presumed to be murdered in Brulafi. Charity for women in Enchanta gets some air time with the founder who has the strangely familiar surname of “McIntosh” Noronica? and also a student who made a documentary about the war gets into the news. The Marians (Those from Dragao Do Mar) definitely rule out sabotage against the King’s plane being the reason for its malfunction. Cantonos media pull out their PR resources in order to tell the world about their (honestly intriguing, no sarcasm) flip on the traditional singing contest format. Martenyikans celebrate as their team pulls an absolute upset against Dragao Do Mar, who have had teams win cricket competitions in the Isles before. Possibly authentic quotes from people on dah streets of Corindia from a suspiciously inauthentic publication express their confusion over their national team actually winning a cricket game. Awww mann…. What a day or two it’s been in the League. The thing got some CPR (As in Crisis Propelled Rescutation) courtesy of Athara Magarat’s delegate who seems a little concerned about how the hornets that seem like they’ve been exploited a decent amount by their people have turned around and started attacking them courtesy of a fungus. Brulafi offers assistance, Dr Amal Baik from Scantarbia gives us a biology lesson which is DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC from the Athara Magarati (yes, strange, I know). They then ask for more input. Nhoori delegate who doesn’t seem to be a big fan of bugs actively advocates for their preservation whilst the Ahnslen delegate then shifts the responsibility of his government to a specific subdivisional Government of Ainslie and to a major NGO before rushing off. Improptu biologist/delegate suggests they go for the fungus infecting the hornets and causing them to act eratically before that gets DESTROYED again by the Athara Magarati. Speaking of facts and logic, Havallandish delegate highlights that his kingdom has always believed in alchemy and suggests that could help the situation. Corindi delegate takes a double take before entering an existential crisis about the passage of time before one of the Ahnslen aides who has remained is used as a tool to show the lingering anti-monarchist tendencies of the Ahnslen people. So, that’s all for this fortnight. I’ll see you in two weeks.
It's official, I AM the TWIttersphere now. >:D
Athara magarat, Dragao do mar, Nhoor, Brulafi, and 2 othersMartenyika, and Altmera
Anyone else play the mobile game Rebel Inc? I’m a little addicted. It’s all about counter insurgency and has surprising depth/difficulty for a mobile strategy. I recommend it.
Made by the same people who made plague inc
Does it have microtransactions, because if not, or they aren't vital to enjoyment I might grab it
Brulafi and Martenyika
The Mokovi are weird island slavs, they'll use anything for their good alcohol
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