The Kingdom of Tshana is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Germain V with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 13.102 billion Tshanans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumara. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tshanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,664 trillion Royals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,395 Royals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, in a fit of passion King Germain V has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tshana's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tshana is ranked 285,702^nd in the world and 4,989^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.55 kickbacks per hour.