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The Future Galatico of BearStackof2015

“He protecc, he attacc” Panda

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific

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BearStackof2015

Population11.338 billion

CapitalBearstonia
LeaderPanda

CurrencyRoomba
AnimalBearStack

The Future Galatico of BearStackof2015 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.338 billion BearStacks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 2,355 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,792 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Panda, future leaders of BearStackof2015 regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 285,370th in the world and 4,981st in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.55 kickbacks per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 674thNicest Citizens: 1,187thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,220thBest Weather: 1,257thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,390thMost Influential: 1,402ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,463rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,681stMost Efficient Economies: 1,715thMost Inclusive: 1,761stMost Pacifist: 1,892ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,922ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,994thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,207thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,295thHighest Food Quality: 2,355thLargest Governments: 2,483rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,742ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,172ndMost Developed: 3,331stHealthiest Citizens: 3,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,603rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,879thSmartest Citizens: 4,250thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,546thRudest Citizens: 4,769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,850thMost Cultured: 5,451stSafest: 5,493rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,192ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,316thHighest Economic Output: 10,107thMost Stationary: 14,230thTop
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Most Secular: 15,779thNudest: 15,793rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,591st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 57th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 84th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 93rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 153rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionSafest: 158th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 216th in the regionMost Stationary: 235th in the regionNudest: 240th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 327th in the regionLargest Populations: 457th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 194 » Axdel, Lanagon, Pakitsk, Elejamie, Kaigi, Talitoa, Kangarawa, Bai Lung, The Almighty Country, Amjedia, Goodnamesarerare, Adavan, Harro Waarudho, Aeljae, Drunken Seal Islands, Republic of Berzerkistan, Slys Paws, The Empire of Rijelv, New Leganes, Headpat Central, Propwash, Lyontisia, Hizuru, Mundiferrum, Enlil, Ridann, Impia Aghte, Kublam, Kucia, Kagorg Bra Corna, New Bradenia Ghost, Pekweng, New Gehenna, Roliganistan, Monezambique, ReeK, Seri Tai Republic, Tshana, Unger under over, Trimmania, Euricanis, Pengnia, Firenation91, Abtracnt, Slongs, Kriov, Plazland, A Slanted Black Stripe, Grossvietnam, Davinhia, and 144 others.East Malaysia, Janoobi Jazair, Volkarai, Freedomindia, Nation States of Joedism, Cacnesia, The Three States of Fortuna, Fellon, Ripsylvania, Enou, A mean old man, The Holy Utopian Republic, Samaltak True, Stellar Colonies, Iodinia, Modra, Clarence-Voslage, CheeseBurrito, From New World, Blobbo, Empire of Dabiristan, Under Upper Antartica, Danelaw Scandinavia, Centrical Union, Isahaak, Pledonia, Pizza devil cat, Adolanta, Lurolona, ReReReRepublic, Solek, Spiruvania, Aivintis, Anfair, Awestre Gorend, Buushi, Sandboxford, Constervatania, Daravon, Brethren, Caymarnia, Her Malue, LamonicBibber, Verconia, Mardom, Agave, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Lundenia, AuthRight Authoritarianism, The Marlands, Kylondia, Lointland, Peatiktist, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Mestov, Estande, New Sandsnionion, Jankono, Santa Dystopia, Wakeopolis, United Citizens, Batreau, The Holy Rat, Kavanos, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Northen Luxembourg, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Akimera, Murshan, Pondingonia, EmpireBR, Asendavia, La Xinga, United Worlds of Waifuland, Roissyland, Tassirion, Dwightica, Troc, Volinovia, The Free Republic of Japan, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades, The Atlotl Archipelago, Unitria, The Soviet Texas Union, Amabilis, Royabad, Vilender, Sansangra, Tea Jol, West Elyria, Slonful, Developing World, Xinjiayuan, Malvekia, Endertopias, Mariarty, Evrigenis, Compton-Conway, Varhemia, Khusja, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, The people of Gabon, Katalantana, Angbo, Osipia, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, West Nagato, Atrocha, Kalaratri, Dremaur, Triumphiam, Hieggary, Evdon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Liberatarianism, Kuberistan, Reynar, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Horthgar, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, NewImperia, Kyrisland, Frankino, Azealand Isle, Arleat, Gem, Vussul, Washingtonian Order, DennisDenny, Dragons Blood, Myehn, and Restovix.

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