The Sultanate of 2 Walruses is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical population of 4.456 billion 2 Walrusesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 37.5%.

The powerhouse 2 Walrusesian economy, worth 419 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,217 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, the tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters, a popular 2 Walrusesian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', and the 2 Walruses Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2 Walruses's national animal is the walrus.

2 Walruses is ranked 242,070^th in the world and 30^th in A Liberal Haven for Most Primitive, scoring -130.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.