The Principality of A Memer is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Prince Vajk with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 8.656 billion memers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Csepely. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse a memer economy, worth 883 trillion Silver Turuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,089 Silver Turuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, the public transport system has been eliminated, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Memer's national animal is the Turul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Táltos.

A Memer is ranked 24,381^st in the world and 13^th in The Labyrinth for Most Beautiful Environments, with 920.39 pounds of wildlife per square mile.