The Most Serene and Holy Empire of Al Mutwakkil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Yusef ibn Yasu al Barr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.427 billion Mutwakkilites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of al Intisar. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mutwakkili economy, worth a remarkable 9,126 trillion Murhanzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,036 Murhanzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Emperor Yusef ibn Yasu al Barr to meetings with foreign heads of state, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Mutwakkili selfishness, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Al Mutwakkil's national animal is the leper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is greed.

Al Mutwakkil is ranked 1,300^th in the world and 14^th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,054.99 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.