The Empire of Allied Connurist States is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Connor I with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.13 billion Castarcians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pearsonville. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Allied Connurist Statesian economy, worth 741 trillion Castarcian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 66,639 Castarcian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied Connurist States's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Allied Connurist States is ranked 81,041^st in the world and 4,067^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.16 kickbacks per hour.