The Islamo-Miralukan Republic of Alpheridies is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Sjāhansjāh Fëlīye Arāqachi Xōmeyneī with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.859 billion Miralukas are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katārr. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Miralukan economy, worth 412 trillion Linarîs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 70,448 Linarîs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alpheridies's national animal is the Knobbed Hornbill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni-Shīʿite Unif Mosque - Ashlá-i lāhī.

Alpheridies is ranked 94,281^st in the world and 223^rd in Council of Asia for Fattest Citizens, with 11.5 Obesity Rate.