The Dictatorship of Anzio Girls High School is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.6 billion Anzio Girls High Schoolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Anzio Girls High Schoolian economy, worth 76.7 trillion Pizzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 16,678 Pizzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anzio Girls High School's national animal is the Tankette, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anzio Girls High School is ranked 91,218^th in the world and 2^nd in New Yellow Empire for Most Primitive, scoring 10 on the Scary Big Number Scale.