The Windswept Dreams of Arlizplot is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by lochy with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.429 billion Arlizplotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoizu. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arlizplotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,070 trillion Arils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,541 Arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlizplot's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hoizunese.

Arlizplot is ranked 2,832^nd in the world and 9^th in Starlight for Highest Poor Incomes, with 194,905.71 Standard Monetary Units.