The Kingdom of Kellros is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jacintus kell with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 3.124 billion Kellerosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosdmen City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kellerosian economy, worth 584 trillion Rosds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,010 Rosds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, rumor has it that Jacintus kell has won three lotteries in a row, Kellerosians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kellros's national animal is the Kellani Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kellros is ranked 172,923^rd in the world and 126^th in Starlight for Largest Populations, with 3.12 billion capita.