The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.703 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,696 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 315,874 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 1,259^th in the world and 41^st in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 332 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.