The Republic of Bornilo is a huge, genial nation, notable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 567 million Borniloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demrańsk. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Borniloan economy, worth 58.3 trillion enqualas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,831 enqualas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bornilo's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bornilo is ranked 112,585^th in the world and 582^nd in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 732.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.