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The Republic of ChuckleChips

“Structure with Purpose, Power with Balance”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Canada

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ChuckleChips

Population969 million

CapitalChuckland
LeaderUno Bruno

CurrencyChuckleBuck
AnimalSeal

The Republic of ChuckleChips is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Uno Bruno with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 969 million Chucklers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuckland. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming ChuckleChipsian economy, worth 83.2 trillion ChuckleBucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,839 ChuckleBucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, nothing is beneath the government after it has extracted all the oil, Uno Bruno's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ChuckleChips's national animal is the Seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

ChuckleChips is ranked 143,133rd in the world and 74th in Canada for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 614.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,438thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,398thNicest Citizens: 14,861stTop
10%
Safest: 16,912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,457thMost Accessible: 22,945thLeast Corrupt Governments: 24,007thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,346thMost Inclusive: 25,961stMost Cultured: 26,323rdSmartest Citizens: 27,482ndHighest Food Quality: 28,776th
Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 8 » Parkplace, Novus Canadis, Stormaen, Vancili, Almonaster Nuevo, Devil Heart, The True Domination, and Quebec-Vermont.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ChuckleChips was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in ChuckleChips, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : ChuckleChips was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in ChuckleChips, Uno Bruno's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in ChuckleChips, nothing is beneath the government after it has extracted all the oil.
  • : ChuckleChips was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in ChuckleChips, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in ChuckleChips, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : ChuckleChips was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : ChuckleChips voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Vilita and Turori"".

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