The Constitutional Monarchy of Dollania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.837 billion Dollanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Dollanian economy, worth 653 trillion guldens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 50,924 guldens, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military is vetting the political loyalties of its remaining officers, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Dollania, and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dollania's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dollania is ranked 235,657^th in the world and 9,197^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.69 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.