The Empire of Exogenous Imperium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by JC Four Man with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.557 billion Exogenous Imperiumians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperium City. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exogenous Imperiumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,194 trillion Daises a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,957 Daises, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Exogenous Imperium's national animal is the Rhino, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Exogenous Imperium is ranked 274,087^th in the world and 10,253^rd in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 12.96 pounds of wildlife per square mile.