Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Lazarus
Population | 6.55 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | unicorn |
The Republic of Fake communism85 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.55 billion Fake communism85ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 55.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism85ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 208,683 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Fake communism85ians like vultures, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism85's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism85 is ranked 273,768th in the world and 10,145th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -265.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fake communism85 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Fake communism85 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Patriotic, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Fake communism85 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism85, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism85, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism85, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Fake communism85ians like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism85, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism85, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism85, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism85, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.