The Incorporated States of Farkarkay is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.226 billion Farkarkayians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Farkarkayian economy, worth 588 trillion Latinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,633 Latinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, every week is blindness awareness week, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farkarkay's national animal is the Black Widow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Farkarkay is ranked 264,400^th in the world and 9,336^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -207.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.