The Empire of FF Vodka is a tiny, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning tiger population. The hard-working population of 9 million FF Vodkans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The very strong FF Vodkan economy, worth 487 billion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,203 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,579 per year while the poor average 13,753, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. FF Vodka's national animal is the tiger.

FF Vodka is ranked 170,995^th in the world and 1^st in Vodka for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 334.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.