The Principality of Hebalobia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.993 billion Hebalobians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hebalobia City. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hebalobian economy, worth a remarkable 3,694 trillion Qunquots a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 167,992 Qunquots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime is totally unknown. Hebalobia's national animal is the Purple Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hebalobia is ranked 280,803^rd in the world and 10,445^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -351.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.