The Chinese Stats of Hylia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Shenlong with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.17 billion Chinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth a remarkable 7,356 trillion Taels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 454,930 Taels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Emperor Shenlong affectionately nicknames supporters by number, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hylia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shenism.

Hylia is ranked 293,084^th in the world and 65^th in Union Mundial for Most Primitive, scoring -1633.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.