The Confederacy of Confederacy of North America is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jim Hacker with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.228 billion Confederacy of North Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Confederacy of North American economy, worth a remarkable 1,893 trillion American Confederacy Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,119 American Confederacy Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Confederacy of North Americans make research institutes rich. Crime is totally unknown. Confederacy of North America's national animal is the American bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederacy of North America is ranked 22,075^th in the world and 917^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 969.28 pounds of wildlife per square mile.