Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 11.874 billion |
Capital | Atlanta |
Leader | Montbean |
Faith | Joeyism |
Currency | Valy |
Animal | Kangaroo |
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Montbean with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.874 billion Joeyists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,242 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,061 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, the new one Valy coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Joevala is ranked 79,605th in the world and 1,570th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,810.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Несостоявшееся государство of DIMAnism.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast.
- : Joevala was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the new one Valy coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
- : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of United States of Rhodes.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Joevala endorsed The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of United States of Rhodes.
World Assembly
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